I usually have my headphones on listening to music, but I do sometimes think "I wonder how many calories this is burning and will it suffice as my daily exercise"
I work on a riding school / livery / farm and thus have to poo pick roughly 2-6 fields every day. Luckily I can take the quad bike to most of them with the barrow on the back so I don't have to push a little wheelbarrow everywhere
Mainly either:
Stop pooing
Why don't horses get their own poo up?
Can't you just poo directly into the muck heap?
Why is it so hot?
Why is it so cold?
Stop galloping past me, crazy pony.
No, I don't have treats, I know I'm the worst mommy ever.
Why does the grass have to be this long?
Why won't the quad start!