What does your horse get compared to? *Fun post*

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Bustie gets called Jar Jar Binks all the time. He is painfully identical to him!!!! Long lost twins lol. Bless him.

What about your guys neddies? Any characters they'd be?

:D
 
Andy Pandy- always and then my mum starts singing the song.

Koko apparently used to be one of those teenagers that put on a 'hard facade' but secretly they are a big softie.
 
Ron frequently gets compared to a giraffe, or a camel! or a steam engine! :D

Tom is known as the overgrown pony with ADHD and OCD! :eek: You have to feel sorry for tom today - he had to go to horspital to have his hocks injected, and the sedative they use turns off the voices in his head and he gets sooo sleepy he actually Snores! Then when he wakes up he spends the next 3 days over-compensating for the time when the voices in his head were off!
 
My old boy - pure bred Arab is def Hugh Hefner! Hes old - 32, loves the ladies - especially the chunky traditionals, would, if possible, wear a smoking jacket all the time and drink the finest Scotch:D

My 7yo Anglo, well he's basically Michael J Fox out of Back to the Future - a bugger, but you gotta love him:cool:
 
I don't think Lou has ever been compared to a person or a character....she has, however, been called a plant pot, a brazen hussy and a camel :p
 
Mine is always compared to mountain goat as she is so sure footed and leaps,the other comparison is gazelle as she is very fine and canters like spring buck :D
 
A giraffe - he is a Gelderlander and has a very long neck and loves to go around the arena with his head in the clouds.

With a name like Fany I leave it to your imagination what my poor mare gets called! But she also gets Eeyore as she can seem a bit dopey, which she isn't.

FDC
 
Well I named him after the binoculars in Toy Story because of his goggly white eyes as a foal....
 
I think of my horse as a baby orangutan lol! He's just cute with very long orange legs and he's very sweet and childlike in his personality, he's also cheeky and very happy.
My mum calls him 'the golden monkey' like the character out of the dark triology books. This is because of the reasons above and his beautiful sparkly gold coat. He lulls you into a false sense of security and will cuddle you and kiss you and snuffly gently with his eyes all soft, looking like an angel and then suddenly bite! Never ever hard, never gets skin but you have to watch him.
He's like it with the dogs, will reach down to them and sniff them gently with his ears pricked and looking like butter wouldn't melt and then suddenly put his ears back and chase them, it's all a game to him :).
 
'Nosey parker' or 'curtain twitcher' or at least he would be, he just has to know who is doing what, when, why, how etc.
At the minute he is Tum Tum as he has a belly on him, not good i know but we are wourking on it, and when he's on a go slow he is Donk for donkey.
 
A hamster.... apparantly when you look at him straight on his huge cheekbones make him look like a hamster...!! Also a complete pig is another very common name... hehe
 
'Andy' from Little Britain!

Because I can go up to the yard and decide not to ride because he looks a bit pottery (my poor arthritic boy) and then apparently as soon as I go home he'll be seen bombing around the field, having a whale of a time, looking great!
 
Ellie Belly is common... (for both of us!!)
A cow
A moose
A pig
A whale
A £&*@*££$!!! (add any expletive here ;))
A princess (when not the above)
A tank
An angry rhino...

Poor girl lever gets called her own name!

Lola just gets The Bean or Beanie Baby (because at one point in her life her body looked like a bean)
 
The Russian shot-putter
Water buffalo / hippo
Part-bred elephant

If she was human she would be Dawn French - she has a voluptuous figure and a wicked sense of humour!
 
Sons ex girlfriend, not horsey, saw her in field and thought she was a ''fat donkey''. Spag bol for tea that night, just gave her a spoon to eat it.
 
JosieB said:
Sons ex girlfriend, not horsey, saw her in field and thought she was a ''fat donkey''. Spag bol for tea that night, just gave her a spoon to eat it.
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PMSL!! Way to go girl ;-)

Mine is a hippo.....friend recently described him as "He looks like someone buried him this morning and he dug himself out this afternoon". He likes mud.
 
My boy, Spirit, hasnt yet been compared by anyone, as he is only starting out on his ridden career, but at 4, I've had him since he was a foal, and I compare him to Onslo, from Keeping up appearances. If a horse could drink beer, spirit would be an alcoholic- he is a slob, loves food, and hates work!! Def an Onslo!!!!
 
Shrek's Donkey in so many ways. If he could talk he would have the voice of Eddie Murphy, as in 'I'm a noble steed'... He even looks like the horse that Donkey turns into in Shrek 2...
 
Genie gets called a tank, and has been compared to a welsh dragon when doing her snorty thing. Titchy is compared to Houdini as she won't stay in the right field!
 
I get alot of cow-horse at uni!
And my Mother insists on refering him as the only boy I will ever truely love / my best boy...
She told the hottt personal trainer at the gym the above and now he thinks I am mental - thanks Mum...
 
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