What does your horse really do in its spare time?

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A friend and I have been discussing what we think our horses do in their spare time.

We both decided our horses would be on Jeremy Kyle.

Buffy would be the one who slept with a lad, then his father, then his brother, and eventually his grandfather :eek: But of course she is so pretty she can get away with it by fluttering her eyelashes :D

What do you think your horse really does in their spare time when noone is around?
 
pfft, who you calling a friend >.<

If it wasnt for buffy's bad influence, delicia wouldnt have fallen off the horse box and found herself on the wrong side of the field, flirting with all the geldings and stallions, two foals by three different sires and telling her current gelding bf they are his!
 
Nothing as out there as Jeremy Kyle I don't think lol!! He's a big baby and spends lots of time pestering all the other poor horses in the field trying to get them to play :rolleyes: and a lot of time getting down to the the real business of eating :D
 
I've often envisaged my cob getting the bus into town to have a wander round the shops - probably the sweet shop, mostly.

I suspect the highlands just toss the caber and hunt haggis, being good Scottish lads. They may have a whisky distillery round the back of the barn too...
 
Black_Horse said:
pfft, who you calling a friend >.<

If it wasnt for buffy's bad influence, delicia wouldnt have fallen off the horse box and found herself on the wrong side of the field, flirting with all the geldings and stallions, two foals by three different sires and telling her current gelding bf they are his!
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Aaall so she can get free housing, disgraceful it really is :D :D :D
 
JFTD said:
I've often envisaged my cob getting the bus into town to have a wander round the shops - probably the sweet shop, mostly.

I suspect the highlands just toss the caber and hunt haggis, being good Scottish lads. They may have a whisky distillery round the back of the barn too...
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If you ever find your cob shaking from a sugar rush, with a pick n mix bag in his stable you know where he has been :eek: :D
 
lol @ the image of the cob catching the bus to go to woolworths :P

@Damnation - Hey! Don't be Jel about the looseboxes delicia gets! She has worked really hard getting the hay in the manger for her family! And who do you think you are! Of course a black TB and black WB can make a piebald feathered cobx! That gelding is the father, he's a super gelding :D
 
Black_Horse said:
lol @ the image of the cob catching the bus to go to woolworths :P

@Damnation - Hey! Don't be Jel about the looseboxes delicia gets! She has worked really hard getting the hay in the manger for her family! And who do you think you are! Of course a black TB and black WB can make a piebald feathered cobx! That gelding is the father, he's a super gelding :D
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Perhaps it is Buffy's lovechild. A black WB and a Bay WB with white bits will make a piebald feathered cob! (Buffy is european, she has hairy legs :D)
 
Damnation said:
If you ever find your cob shaking from a sugar rush, with a pick n mix bag in his stable you know where he has been :eek: :D
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I do, regularly. How do you think I know he does it? :confused:


Blackhorse, I don't know why he gets the bus. He has a driving license and I'm sure he could finance a car (I used to see him around in a little Jaguar). I'm presuming his irish heritage got the better of him and he got caught on the road after a few too many whiskeys!
 
@tasteofchaos - no. lol

@Damnation - your such a bad owner allowing a wb to have feathers!!! Im calling the rspca on you, going to rescue buffy and feed her 100ib of oats a day and take her cantering on the right rein for 4 hours as totilas does this and im a dressage rider. :P

@JFTD - ah but you see, horses are a prey animal and a jaguar is a predator. :D see the errors in your ways?
 
Black horse you're over simplifying the predator-prey relationship. I see my cob more as a business man - he's the type to franchise out hunting rights to predators across the world, making a small fortune which enables him to have full time body guards in the form of drunken highlanders and tame mechanical jaguars ;)
 
JFTD said:
Black horse you're over simplifying the predator-prey relationship. I see my cob more as a business man - he's the type to franchise out hunting rights to predators across the world, making a small fortune which enables him to have full time body guards in the form of drunken highlanders and tame mechanical jaguars ;)
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HAHA now your being racist, saying all highlanders are drunk! Look, thats not cool... :D

TBH, i dont think a cob could hack it as a high businessman...he could be my warmbloods secretary :D

haha
 
Black_Horse said:
HAHA now your being racist, saying all highlanders are drunk! Look, thats not cool... :D

TBH, i dont think a cob could hack it as a high businessman...he could be my warmbloods secretary :D

haha
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No, I'm saying my highlanders are drunk ;) Which is worrying as I'm meant to be sjing one tonight :eek:

HA! J doesn't do short hand. He employs dumbloods to be the charismatic face of his businesses to throw all the cops and FBI agents and Interpol off the scent :D
 
My boys go out hunting when I am not there :eek:
they jump out and follow :o
I now get a phone call to tell me to get that Fat :eek: Pony :eek: and That Great Lump :eek: under control :o

I have walked up to the field unoticed and found my pony and mare snoozing with their necks entwined and they always lay down so they are touching. So sweet. Obviously if the hunt turns up all this lovey-dovey stuff goes out the window and he's off :D
 
My gelding would be like Victor Meldrew moaning at anyone who played their music too loud, drove to fast down the street or generally looked in his direction. He would also be a thrifty old g i t checking his receipts to make sure all his discounts were taken off. He would also walk rather than use the car (being such a tight old sod)

My mare would be like something out of The Only Way is Essex, blonde, long legs, big fake boobs, fluttering eyelashes and would no doubt be getting drunk and peeing in the street at the weekend. However being Irish she possibly has a bit of the Irish tradition in her as whilst the boys love her she is so not interested in their attention only in telling them what to do!

The old Shetland would be a really cheeky old Granny, pushing in front of youngsters in the queue in shops because she is old and playing deaf if anyone said anything she didn't like.
 
My cob just eats or sleeps - absolutely nothing else.
If the herd break out into a run he will join in for 4 steps maximum then revert to chilled mode and watch them like they are mad :D
 
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