What does your horse really do in its spare time?

She probably does needlepoint and practises the pianoforte (not easy with hooves). She may take a few minutes here and there to remind the help to mind their manners before scolding the butler for bringing her luncheon in late and requiring smelling salts every time something vaguely shocking happens.

Hoity-toity doesn't come close :)
 
Mine makes cakes....and then eats them all!!! That would explain her tubbyness :o

She's the cool mare that everyone wants to be friends with but she's far too cool for friends :rolleyes: Very independent girly :) Hence why she doesn't have to share the cakes she makes!
 
My mare would spend much of her day reading magazines like 'chat' and 'thats life', trying ever so hard to be stunned, shocked, appalled at what everyone else gets up to. She will also love to stare at gorgeous young male models and play 'which one is suitable for me' game. She will then not believe what she has just read so will leave the page open and keep glancing back at it. AND, if little minx yearling dares to come close to 'steal' said mag (she would steal it if she could just because its a game - she can't read yet) then said mare would give her a right telling off, like the bossiest mean woman you could find way. Then joke about that too!

The minx yearling would be forever playing random games and NEVER tidying up after. Her part of the field will be littered with 'toys', and then she will get bored and demand more like a spoilt brat who thinks toys grow on trees. She will trash all her clothes, and think it is funny. On the odd occasion when dinner is served, she will gobble it down in seconds, and want a new toy.

:D:D
 
Why have the horses in that video got eyebrows?? Are horses supposed to have eyebrows? Do I need to book in the threading specialist???
 
Mine (sassy irish cob) - out for dinner with a handsome young TB. She have him pay for everything, taxis, flowers the lot and then just when he thought he was going to get some she tell him to Foxtrot Oscar and scarper back to her trusty 30 yr old cob and field boyfriend.

She's def way cooler than me when it comes to boys!
 
I imagine my boy playing cards (mainly poker) and other games with the rest of liveries. I think they have games nights and take it in turns to play host - well thats what it looks like in his stable in the morning any way! thought I was the only one who had random thoughts like this I feel nearly normal now after reading the other posts!
 
maisey belle said:
I imagine my boy playing cards (mainly poker) and other games with the rest of liveries. I think they have games nights and take it in turns to play host - well thats what it looks like in his stable in the morning any way! thought I was the only one who had random thoughts like this I feel nearly normal now after reading the other posts!
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hilarious image alert!!! perhaps theres a bar and a pool table with the yard dogs playing 8 ball pool!
 
He most definitely watches horror films and then has nightmares about them while we hack out as everything is SO scary!

Teaches fire safety - stop, drop and roll! He's obviously very safety conscious as is often seen reminding the others how its done.

He'd also like to be a mechanic but nobody will let him near their car.....strange that!
 
Saffy spends her day daydreaming about her donkey boyfriend who lives in field down the road.

At night they have cowboy parties and competitions to see who can do the best emergency stop in the mud! :)
 
I suspect she sits around in McDonalds all day scoffing junk food with her over large chest and flabby ass on display in skimpy clothes.
 
Captain - he hangs out with Alan Carr and Graham Norton teaching them to be more camp!
Fany - well she is trying to fine new and better ways to make her own slurry she is the dirtiest mare in the world!
FDC
 
I think Paddy and Fred have long and mind sapping games of chess , each one trying to out do the other which promptly ends up with bitting squabbles and general fisty-cuffs , they expend soo much energy that when we come to ride they're fit for nothing , lazy gits..:rolleyes:

Tilly , on the other hand fancies herself as a Mrs Brown character , constantly bad mouthing Beau and telling him to get out of the feckin way , when she wants the only blade of grass left :D
 
My Welshie would be a middle aged man with a massive beer belly. He would be in the pub every night, a massive sports fan with a heart of gold and everyone would adore him. (my welshie is a bit of a legend :p )
 
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