Moomin1
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My girl wouldn't order a drink - she would walk in and help herself! Probably would drink pints and help herself to a bag of pork scratchings, along with a packet of crisps, peanuts and Scampi Fries.
What drink would your horse order at the pub?
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harveysmom
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Harvey would go for the pimms - he is such a gent
Jim would like a cider - As he is a country boy at heart
Tim would still be on fruit juice- he is still under age at 3
Copper would probably be at home with a cup of cocoa wondering what time the boys are going to get home
Jim would like a cider - As he is a country boy at heart
Tim would still be on fruit juice- he is still under age at 3
Copper would probably be at home with a cup of cocoa wondering what time the boys are going to get home
blitznbobs
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Murph... Dandelion and burdock and a bag of pork scratchings ... Gypsy - a glass of sherry... And maxi a pint of shandy cos he thinks he's grown up but he isnt
ChestnutTinker
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Shandy.
showpony
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Mine would pass on the drink & head straight for the snacks
mulledwhine
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No more horsey quotes from me, at this precise moment in time I would give my weim selenium , grrrr
Not really
just needed to vent
Not really
just needed to vent 
Kat
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A vodka martini, shaken not stirred.
She'd be able to tell if they shook it (she knows whether I add the chaff to the speedibeet or vice versa) and would return it, and probably refuse to drink anything else......
not that my horse is a diva or anything!
She'd be able to tell if they shook it (she knows whether I add the chaff to the speedibeet or vice versa) and would return it, and probably refuse to drink anything else......
not that my horse is a diva or anything! SteadyNeddy1070
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My boy is so nosey that he would want to try everyone else's! Slurping away and munching their crisps too!
SteadyNeddy1070
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A vodka martini, shaken not stirred.
She'd be able to tell if they shook it (she knows whether I add the chaff to the speedibeet or vice versa) and would return it, and probably refuse to drink anything else......
Classic suggestion - fussy diva mare. Brilliant. They are so cheeky aren't they!? x
FinkleyAlex
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M would have prosecco
C is too young to drink but would probably have something horrific like vodka with tomato juice!
C is too young to drink but would probably have something horrific like vodka with tomato juice!
RainbowDash
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I reckon the lad would be sat at the end of the bar in a cloth cap, sipping on his half of Real Ale, eating a bag of nuts or pork scratchings with an elderly labrador at his side, moaning to the bar staff about 'the yuff of today' and be nipping 'Owt back' for a wee and 'owtside' for a chuff on his pipe. All the while offering the pretty ladies a toothy grin
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Beausmate
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The lanky French one drinks Kronenbourg at the pub, but settles down with an expensive Merlot at home,
The grumpy git used to be on the Stella as a youngster, but has mellowed somewhat and now enjoys a pint of real ale and a packet of pork scratchings.
And the youngster? He'd be largeing it up on WKDs all night and going home with a traffic cone on his head
The grumpy git used to be on the Stella as a youngster, but has mellowed somewhat and now enjoys a pint of real ale and a packet of pork scratchings.
And the youngster? He'd be largeing it up on WKDs all night and going home with a traffic cone on his head