What have your dogs done...

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Mince Pie

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...to embarrass you!

I've taken a few days off work as I've not been very well, my boss came round today to pick up some keys that will be needed next week. I live on a farm with an electric gate at the other side of the farm yard, it's locked on Sundays so I walked over there to meet my boss, taking my dog with me. My boss got out of her car and the dog went over to say hello (she's met him before), I look down for about 3 seconds to avoid a patch of mud and I look up to find the dog sitting in my boss' driving seat saying hello to her daughter in the passenger side :eek3: :redface3: Luckily my boss saw the funny side, and luckily she has leather seats!

Please tell me I'm not the only one with an embarrassing dog!
 
My old lab bitch from 10 yrs ago would get in any car with a door open. Had reason to call police to a stabbing outside our house. Yes you've guessed it, dog on drivers seat of police car.

Luckily they saw the funny side and asked her if she had any crimes she wanted taken into consideration!
 
When Korben was at puppy class at the local church hall they always got 5 mins off leash time at the end of class - one day Korben decided to make a break for it and took off down the church corridor when someone opened the door - all the other puppies followed him. The guy who opened the door got knocked off his feet and off they all went. So we had 10 puppies running amock through a church all barking with excitement while 10 adults chased after them trying to grab their collars get their dogs back. Korben then ran head first into a flower arrangement sending it flying. He was from that day forward known as the troublemaker of the class.
 
Janah said:
My old lab bitch from 10 yrs ago would get in any car with a door open. Had reason to call police to a stabbing outside our house. Yes you've guessed it, dog on drivers seat of police car.

Luckily they saw the funny side and asked her if she had any crimes she wanted taken into consideration!
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Bet you wanted the ground to swallow you up
 
Oops LaMooch!
Janah, I had a friend who's lab used to jump through open car windows! Also, as a sidenote I have another friend who's horse used to break loose and load himself into the nearest open lorry at shows!
DM - at least it was your leg? :biggrin3:
Shutterbug, I have a Benny Hill-esq vision in my head now!
 
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Thankfully they are understanding in my local. Also my daughter when 18 months old ran behind the bar and started dancing they thought it was funny I was very embarrassed
 
I visited sheep farming friends with my Irish setter.

She was kennelled over night in a workshop.

Next day I was embarrassed to find she was doing fluorescent bright green poos all down the high street in the local village (yes, I did guide her off the pavement!)….

Over night, it seems she had consumer several waxy blocks of raddle, the brightly coloured crayon put on a ram's brisket so it will mark the ewes it covers…(to put it as delicately as I can!).

Talk about washing your dirty linen in public.
 
Weed in Pets at Home- but against a stack of about 15 baskets, so the wee dripped down through each basket, ensuring each basket had to be individually wiped and disinfected.
 
Well, if you're going to do it, do it properly? *sniggers*

I'm so glad it's not just me with an embarrassing dog!
 
Pulled me over and I was holding a full poo bag which I fell on and smeared up my arm. Horrible :( Another jumped a five foot fence and chased sheep with the farmer chasing him in is landy :o I was mortified, he will never go there again :(

Jake had a naughty habit of lying in a big muddy puddle which was always in a certain spot, always when people were coming down the path. He'd then roll round ecstatically then jump in an old unused trough for a quick dip!
 
One that comes to mind, it snowed a fair few winters ago and I was walking my dogs. I was walking along a bank and there was a path running along the bottom of it. There was a black dog on the path and my dog didn't like black dogs.
I put my foot on the football the others were playing with and told them to wait, she was on lead.

As the dog drew level with us, Abby pulled me, because of the ball under my foot I fell onto my stomach and she pulled me down to have a pop at the black dog. So there is me face down in the snow at this womans feet and I then have to rugby tackle my dog away from hers before I can get up! I was mortified (I was only young at the time)
 
Pets at home... I will never go there again!

Took Wibble into one to get some treats and a new toy (this was before I fed RAW!) was down the "pic n mix" isle scooping up some biscuits into a bag. Turned to walk away and got a yank on the lead, Wibble had got his face stuck in one of the treats boxes (with the flippy lids). I could hear someone coming and was frantically trying to pull his head free, meanwhile he was scoffing as many biscuits as possible. Literally as I got him free, the guy walked round the corner to see biscuits fly everywhere, a broken lid and a very happy looking dog! I wanted the ground to swallow me up! I grovelled apologetically and he just laughed. Moved onto the toy isle, where Wibble face bombed the ball bucket, sending balls flying! Luckily, I managed to tidy them all up before the guy walked round the corner! I decided to leave by that point with my treats and be done with it. Got to the checkout, and the lady asked if I was buying the ball as well. What ball? The ball Wibble had in his mouth! DOH! So embarrassing!

Took him to pets at home a few months later (different store!) to get a new bed. He managed to jump up onto the second shelf and curl up on one of the beds. Could I get him off it? No. He was like a child that doesn't want to go in a pram. Went completely stiff trying to pick him up! As I managed to get him off, his final paw sent the beds flying off the shelves! Bloody dog needs an ASBO for pets at home! He stays in the car now!
 
Between them lots. Tied one up outside Tesco years ago (I don't do it know) and she got loose, ran in Tesco, and was being chased round the by the security guard whilt looking for me. Peed up stuff in pets at home plus when my JRT saw the rabbits in there he started screaming. Done a poo in the burger queue at a local horse show. Got in other people's cars when they are filthy. My old GSD stole a burger off a 10 year old child on a walk once. He held it out I guess for her to sniff and she took it, albeit gently and wolfed it down in one bite.

I remember when I was 11 my little terrier had been eating grass. I was walking her and she did a poo. However it got stuck on a long blade of grass she'd eaten and was still attached. Being young I didn't want to touch it, so we continued the walk with her dragging her poo along being her.
 
Mine generally wear slip leads with no collars so if they do naughty things I just slope off and pretend their not mine. Probably not the kind of thing you should admit in AAD though....!

They are usually v well behaved thankfully!

:D
 
~Everything....

Puked up in front of my little brothers friends...
puked on me a few times,

ohhh... and Pooed in the house (home alone..) thought hmmm i will put you outside for a while to teach you NOT to do it again, tiding up then she tried to run back in the house without thinking whilst carrying the evidence, slammed the door behind me...
Guess what... we were both locked out... I hated her the whole day i had to climb over the fence in my Pjs (lucky i put more 'sensible' pjs on...) then had to sit at my neighbor's house till i could get hold of parents to find out who had a spare key... Oh and Parents were in the cinema :) Thanks R....
 
When my lab was a pup she helped my mum load the dishwasher sitting in side the washer and licking ever plate then wouldn't come out!
 
the grassy poo one reminded me of when my current lurcher stole the kids lunch box sandwiches, the next day I was doing some fencing up the field with a couple of friends and the dogs were mooching about whilst we worked, all of a sudden my lurcher moving like a rocket looking terrified appeared and came roaring up to me, she was being chased and could not get away-the sandwich bag from the day before was hanging out of her bum!! a couple of days later at work the story was being shared at work when one of the vets piped up with 'brings a whole new meaning to s**t bag'.
 
My dog has an obsession with jumping into other people's cars. Once she jumped in the postmans van and he realised halfway down the drive and let her out again! Another time she jumped into the joiners van who was at the house doing some work, nicked his toothbrush (he was off to the dentist after) and destroyed it :o

Electrician doing some wiring in the house and at the end of the day when they were packing up complained of loads of missing tools. I checked Ruby's 'lair' (basket) and there were loads of screwdrivers etc tucked under her blanket for safekeeping. She must have thought all her Christmases had come at once!

Last week I brought a male 'friend' round who I'm desperately trying to impress to discover Ruby had weed on the floor and he stood in it! Mortifying especially when she hasn't gone in the house since she was a pup so she definitely wanted to show me up.

ETA on Saturday she slipped her collar at the yard and chased the chickens. Luckily I called her off and she actually listened and none came to any harm.

Would anyone like a dog??
 
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We had a young Parsons JRT and we were renovating our house ( lots of toing and froing) which was on the village green. He managed to get out and made his way to the bowling green where an extremely important match was on.
He could not believe his luck with all these "balls" and ran onto the green where he proceeded to jump on the balls with his front paws, pushing them all over the place whilst barking his head off. I was in hot pursuit but apparently made things worse (if that was possible!!) by running onto the green with totally inappropriate footwear. Lots of shouting and yelling whilst my dog made his escape across the green and into the pub where I very quickly joined him!! Wish he had gone there first.
 
My dogs have gone chasing after something once and pulled me flat on my face..... was in the middle of a field, slippery with everyone watching on a weekend - i was NOT impressed....

same dog's pulled my poor mum over on the pavement and cracked her head open... and then decided to try attack the guy who came rushing over to help her...guard dog's heigh of protection - seek...destroy,...then attack :D (she was fine!)!...no more dozey than usual afterwards :)


oh and they are spaniels...just ones part collie and very strong!
 
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