what is it about oliver townend........

Gingerwitch said:
I hope he is :D :D :D :D.... i may have to school him and get him going with a few gymnastic excercises he he he !

I can just imagine being shouted at by Goldenstar.....

Gingerwitch...... LEG and SEAT, LEG and SEAT..... SIT DEEPER..... RIDE HIM INTO THE CONTACT !!!!!!!!
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Am at my desk at work, trying to look like Im very very busy and not reading H&H, nearly gave my self a hernia trying to keep the giggles in reading the comments!!
 
LOL!
Considering vices, I think I could probably sit deep enough to take a decent buck, but napping - I'll have none of that! And I'm not a fan of bolters, either. WOAH BOY! STEADY THERE!!!
 
Maybe he would benefit from some long and low work, to loosen him up and really get his back swinging. Only then will I push for some bounce, and some decent extension work. I suppose most of the fun would be had when finding where the right 'buttons' are.
Cripes! :eek: :D
 
Dear HHO'ers.... advice please.... I have ollie T on loan with view to buy.... but i just cant get near him... i have tried a bucket of beer, an indian, and a young blonde but to no avail... he just wont let me anywhere near him !

can you help.... i cant run after him cause i am in plaster... was thinking of darting him with a gun - :eek: any advice greatfully received
 
Gingerwitch said:
Dear HHO'ers.... advice please.... I have ollie T on loan with view to buy.... but i just cant get near him... i have tried a bucket of beer, an indian, and a young blonde but to no avail... he just wont let me anywhere near him !

can you help.... i cant run after him cause i am in plaster... was thinking of darting him with a gun - :eek: any advice greatfully received
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Try another blonde ;):eek:
 
TBB said:
I was thinking more of "innocents" (if such people exist nowadays:D) under the age of 18 who are confused by such threads :eek:.

I can't think of any, other than JF (channel 4 racing will never be the same again:()
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I think those under 18 are a damn sight less innocent than we think they are from what I have seen

Perhaps we should start another thread:

What is it about John Francome - don't think there will be the same level of interest though:):eek:
 
cronkmooar said:
I think those under 18 are a damn sight less innocent than we think they are from what I have seen

Perhaps we should start another thread:

What is it about John Francome - don't think there will be the same level of interest though:):eek:
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lol i dunno what your talking about under 18 being less innocent
im an innocent little angel .............................. hahaaaaaaaahaaaa:D not lol
 
Gingerwitch said:
Dear HHO'ers.... advice please.... I have ollie T on loan with view to buy.... but i just cant get near him... i have tried a bucket of beer, an indian, and a young blonde but to no avail... he just wont let me anywhere near him !

can you help.... i cant run after him cause i am in plaster... was thinking of darting him with a gun - :eek: any advice greatfully received
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It's really simple all you need is a very staight moving bold irish 7/8th bred TB bay fours old 16.2 or a bit bigger it needs to move well and jump boldly and be athletic and honest walk it up and and down with for sale printed on its bum and he' ll be no trouble at all mind you if you had that horse I would play with the horse and forget about men.
 
Goldenstar said:
It's really simple all you need is a very staight moving bold irish 7/8th bred TB bay fours old 16.2 or a bit bigger it needs to move well and jump boldly and be athletic and honest walk it up and and down with for sale printed on its bum and he' ll be no trouble at all mind you if you had that horse I would play with the horse and forget about men.
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lol - I was expecting that to say

"It's simple all you need is a very straight moving bold irish 7/8th bred male jockey eighteen yours old 5ft 9 or a bit bigger, needs to move well and jump boldly, be athletic and honest (no daily mail !) and an honest walk !

:D
 
Going to throw a spanner in the works... not overly keen on Oli Townend but if it were Sam Watson, things would be different!! Shame he got married a couple of days ago though :(
 
Lyndsay said:
Going to throw a spanner in the works... not overly keen on Oli Townend but if it were Sam Watson, things would be different!! Shame he got married a couple of days ago though :(
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i agree.... could you tell us why your not overly keen on oliver.

Sam and Hannah are good couple and I'm glad they got married :)
 
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