What is the best way to get "forum clout"?

[MrsMozartletoe]

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I'll undercut Kao by a dollar, and throw in a free hot choccy

*wanders off, wondering where she's gonna get a good supply of Clout from...*

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I'll sell you some

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Ta hun

. That's really kind of you

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I'll be charging you double the going rate

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I've got some going spare

....special mates rates....

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Yay! Saved by the Slinks

*trots off to paint a sign and build a website and design some fliers and open a business account*

 

[SpruceRI]

Claim to be a single, 30yr old hunky bloke who loves horses - and it'll be like bees round a honey pot !!!!

 

[diggerbez]

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Claim to be a single, 30yr old hunky bloke who loves horses - and it'll be like bees round a honey pot !!!!

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snigger

a perceptive post madhossy!

 

[punk]

Hi Mrs M,
I notice that you and I are fairly unusual - if not unique!!!

However, I think YOU have 'Forum Clout"(?!!) and I certainly do not!!

NEITHER of us have any piccy's to our name!! Maybe that is your choice (possibly quite wise). In my case it is because I don't understand all the 'siggy' mumbo jumbo, and have no idea how to do it!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do I put a piccy under my name? (Is that the siggy?)
And then how do I put together all those wonderful piccy's of my 'ponio'

that appear underneath every post I make - BUT are not quite clear enough to identify me?!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAN ANYONE ENLIGHTEN ME?? Pretty Pplleeaasseea (or whatever it is that I have to say!!)

 

[martlin]

Siggy is the pretty pictures at the end of your replies.
The picture under your name is called an avatar and as far as I know it doesn't quite work at the moment.
There is a post in Picture Gallery with a step by step guide how to make a siggy.

BTW - I have a pretty siggy, but not only have I no clout whatsoever, I am also an accomplished thread killer.

 

[Box_Of_Frogs]

Stay away from Shils EG!!! And if you see her fluttering outside your upstairs bedroom window one dark night, begging to be let in, grab the garlic and hide under the duvet!!!!!!!

 

[MrsMozartletoe]

Dearest P,

Nope, I don't have 'clout', but I do have a cauldron in which I make the most delicious hot chocolate, and a store cupboard with all the trimmings

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I also have a warped sense of humour, far too much time on my hands, and a very low pain threshold so have to have something that keeps my brain cell occupied

Yours most splendifrously anonomous,

MrsMozart

I don't have an avatar (the little piccy) or a big siggy because a) I'm a technophobe, and b) I can't be ar&ed

. If you do a search on siggys, or start a thread asking someone to do one for you then I'm sure someone will oblige

(just don't make it flash on and off, blasted things, totally distracting and damned annoying *hops off soapbox and slurps hot choccy before realizing time and hauling butt off to bed

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[punk]

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Don't go to bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This post will be dead as a dodo without you!!!!!!! (Think I've had one sip out of the cauldron too many!)

I'm going to nickname you 'The Wise Witch' from now on!!

How sensible you are - don't think I can be ar@ed either! Maybe it will eventually make me 'more mysterious' - although I seriously doubt it

!!!!!

PS You DEFINITELY have got clout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[punk]

Martlin - Thank you SO much for your very good and helpful reply to my serious question!!!!!!!!!!

Once I have recovered from excess cauldron juice, will maybe give it a try!!!!!!!!! (if I can be ar&ed!!

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Thank you

 

[martlin]

 

[JM07]

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The best way to get forum clout is to not give a sh#t.

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OMGG!!!!

How the hell are you???