WHAT IS THE MOST FUNNY THING THAT(tell all for a laugh)

[v1978h]

i had a very nappy xc horse which we d tried everything with. my sis was riding her in a be trainers class to really try and crack it and get her going forward! the commentator was just saying "hear comes VERY experienced rider competing in this class' as my mare promptly stopped dead between fences and chucked my sister on the floor.!! both were fine she remounted popped the next fence and planted her feet again. commentator then said "oh... this must be the horse you wanted me to take team chasing" we found it hilarious and lilly found a new purely showjumping home shortly after!

 

[Kenzo]

Was at a show and my elder brother came along with his wife and two daughters, he used to ride and do a lot of SJ when he was younger but he'd not ridden for over 20 years (big age difference between me and my bro) and he said ''lets have a go then'', he jumped on and walked off through the horse box area while I reminded him not don't kick him, you only need to touch his sides and don't or lean forward if you canter otherwise he'll think he's off.

''shut up I've been riding horses before you were born''

and off he went towards the middle of this wide open field where others were warming up, 2 minutes later we heard this horse thundering down the long side in full gallop with my brother shrieking arhhhh arhhhh arhhhhhhhhhh

leaning back full tilt trying to stop him, we all looked on in horror, I ran down shouting turn him turn him!!!, (it was a very long field with a huge hedge at the bottom which Ben was would of jumped) he managed to turn him towards the rings, again we looked in horror as they made there way towards all the spectators but by some miracle he slowed down.

You have never seen anyone jump off a horse as quickly as my brother did lol, he walked him back and his face was as white as a ghost and shaking like a leaf for the rest of the day.

Guess you had to be there.

 

[happihorse]

Not me, but I saw a picture of girl showjumping and her breeches had ripped down the seem at the back to reveal some very bright pink knickers! Think it was on here actually!