What is the worst thing you could possibly do to upset your dogs?

[Mrs. Glittery Jingle Balls]

Well apparently it is stripping out all their bedding, from inside the cage, on top of the cage, on the sofa and in both tub type dog beds. Wash it all to within an inch of it's life, dry it and sanitise all bedding receptacles before, when the offending bedding is lovely and fresh, hygienic and clean replace it for your very grateful dogs.....or not.

God you should the faces on them, you'd think I had thrown them both out on the motorway. Not one paw has been placed anywhere near the lovely clean beds. That's it then, the floor it is for the foreseeable future.

 

[SaddlePsych'D]

Give her a bath. Ever.

 

[CorvusCorax]

Touch hurty bit, even though she's come to me with sadface to tell me she has hurty bit

 

[Clodagh]

Move their beds to a more comfortable, possibly cooler spot.

 

[Parrotperson]

Clean his teeth. Give him a bath. Give his tea one min late (he doesn’t care when breakfast arrives!).

Worst of all? OH took his cage out of the car to load stuff for the trip to the tip. Therefore he had to sit on OH’d lap. You'd thought he was being murdered. He hated it with a vengeance!!

Jack russels eh?

 

[SaddlePsych'D]

Give her a bath. Ever.

Or, apparently, sit down near her (to get some of the fan on me) with a tub of water (for my feet). She has now left the fan area and is sulking outside.

 

[The Xmas Furry]

For me to eat banana, raspberries or strawberries without any 'sharing'.

 

[paisley]

Encourage the mostly whippet to dip his toes in the dog paddling pool. It is apparently filled with dog melting acid and not the cooling water I thought would be nice.
And doing a fake evil mwhahaha laugh anywhere near him. That’s a full horrified exit with tail tuck.

 

[tda]

Turn on the clippers to cut OH's hair

 

[tda]

Encourage the mostly whippet to dip his toes in the dog paddling pool. It is apparently filled with dog melting acid and not the cooling water I thought would be nice.

Yes, the most useless thing, never used, given away

Not the dog, the paddling pool

 

[ArklePigInBlanket]

Sponge bath The look of betrayal makes my soul leave my body.

 

[Fleece Navidad]

Today it was not turn down the temperature outside, and also carry her across the pavement in direct sunlight coming out of the groomer.

Also, using the toaster. It pops too vigorously for her liking and she doesn't like when things might fall from a height.

 

[alibali]

Get my suitcase out

 

[CinnamonChristmasCookie]

Get out the vacuum. Horrifying.

Whilst Mitch was sunbathing outside, I gave Goose both the biscuits. Mitch came in as he was eating the 2nd. Oh my god, the look he gave me!

They both followed me outside when I went to clip the jasmine (along with cleaning windows back and front, bil is bringing down the puppy to stay with us tomorrow) and I made them go back inside. Bad mummy!

 

[DabDab]

Leaving her behind when I walked the other two because it's hot and she's 15 and currently slightly lame from putting a foot down a rabbit hole a couple of days ago. You'd think she would want the rest, but no no, she stood and howled as we left like she was being murdered.

 

[Boulty]

Use the word “no”

Not let him lick all the dirty things in the dishwasher

Not let him steal cat food

Make a sandwich without saving a bit of cheese for him (& the cat if he’s around)

 

[FieldOrnaments]

Tell her she's not allowed to sunbathe, as a black dog, when it's 31°c!! so very very evil I got epic sad eyes when I took her back into the only AIR CONDITIONED room in the house....

 

[meleeka]

Mine loves having a clean bed, but she is generally a bit different with most things .

 

[Indy]

Touch hurty bit, even though she's come to me with sadface to tell me she has hurty bit

Bandit goes one better, don't even dare to look at the hurty bit

 

[Rokele55]

Allow the mobile phone to bleep, she leaves home! It has to be switched off, which reminds me....

Leave her at home, on her own, ever (I do, but the tragic lying around pretending to be dead is just so over the top).

Allowing others to sleep in my/our bed. It is the only one in the house so I sleep elsewhere when I have guests. She goes into a complete decline at the sight of certain visitors

 

[Boulty]

Oh wait just committed another sin… offered him a dog ice pop rather than a dog ice cream. He took 1 lick then left it to melt in disgust. My mistake has now been rectified and he has his preferred frozen treat.

Yes I am aware this is an epic level of spoilt

 

[meleeka]

The worst thing I could do is leave mine home alone, or even be out of her sight. It's absolutely fine when she wants to leave me to chase a squirrel or a fox, but apparently the end of the world if I go anywhere

 

[FieldOrnaments]

The worst thing I could do is leave mine home alone, or even be out of her sight. It's absolutely fine when she wants to leave me to chase a squirrel or a fox, but apparently the end of the world if I go anywhere

Well Masters can leave slaves but not vice versa, don't you know

 

[HopOnTrot]

Hair clips. The sound of a large hair clip snapping shut is akin to an electric shock and she will leap off and run away like you’ve kicked her.

 

[Mrs. Glittery Jingle Balls]

Hair clips. The sound of a large hair clip snapping shut is akin to an electric shock and she will leap off and run away like you’ve kicked her.

That has to be the winner! How very odd, I wonder what on earth set such a bizarre reaction off. You don't routinely chase her around pinching her with one have you?

 

[honetpot]

I have a king size no cover cord duvet, that is now a dog bed. If you you fold it, the sausage dog hates it, and will burrow and drag it across the floor. If tea is late they whine, if you eat steak or fish they will not shut up when you put your fork down.

 

[Marshpiper]

Quite simple, Jax comes everywhere with me….but looking at forecast for today, he definitely wasn’t coming fence judging (I do all the events in NI)…
So a conversation was had last night, which ended in him going to pack his suitcase…..
Took him for early morning run, dragged him back into house and left…
I am very lucky that my farmer neighbour loves him, so he was got let out three times…
After sharing my dinner tonight he is now speaking to me again…

 

[Marshpiper]

Quite simple, Jax comes everywhere with me….but looking at forecast for today, he definitely wasn’t coming fence judging (I do all the events in NI)…
So a conversation was had last night, which ended in him going to pack his suitcase…..
Took him for early morning run, dragged him back into house and left…
I am very lucky that my farmer neighbour loves him, so he was got let out three times…
After sharing my dinner tonight he is now speaking to me again…

 

[misst]

Doing dinner late results in a lot of verbal abuse from Moti. Ruby doesn't take offence at anything really. She loves her paddling pool but her brother wouldn't dream of using it. He also dislikes the robot hoover and insists on lying down in it's path until it nudges him when he will growl at it and move a couple of feet. Rinse and repeat for the next 30 minutes

 

[SOS]

Not control the weather so they have to go outside when it’s raining, cold or, as recent days, too hot.

I get a backward look at the door to say “really? You couldn’t have done better?”.

I have scribbled the RSPCAs number down a few times and told them to go call if they’d like.