What kind of animal should your horse really be?

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Thanks to the fantastic suggestion from tallyho...I started this thread

What kind of animal should your horse really be? Mine would be a housecat, because he is a big softie, likes to be fussed and only likes to be out if its nice
 
Mine would be one of those fat slightly greasy common lambrini-swilling teenagers pushing a pram containing an earring-bedecked squawking chav baby round Primark on a schoolday. That's the sort of animal she is. Sorry Porridge but you know it's the truth.
 
Mine would be a Jack Russell....

1. Follows me around the farm.

2. Likes sniffing other dogs.

3. Comes to a whistle.

4. Can do tricks.

5. Drools - especially when an apple is sighted.

6. Runs. Everywhere.

7. Likes his belly scratched.
 
Mavis Cluttergusset said:
Mine would be one of those fat slightly greasy common lambrini-swilling teenagers pushing a pram containing an earring-bedecked squawking chav baby round Primark on a schoolday. That's the sort of animal she is. Sorry Porridge but you know it's the truth.
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Love this answer...they seriously need a like button on this forum
 
ONE OF MINE WOULD BE SOMETHING LIKE A GAZELLE. lIKELY TO STICK ITS HEAD IN THE AIR,SNORT, THEN TAKE OFF IN LEAPS AND BOUNDS. Oops, soory didn;t mean to shout..
 
I think mine would be like my Golden Retriever....slightly brainless, comical, loopy, sexually confused (both horse and dog hump same gender!! :confused:) and grumpy when the mood takes her but adorable, loved by everyone and stunningly pretty.
And I suppose at the end of the day, I wouldn't have her (or my Goldie!) any other way :)
 
Hmmm He'd be Human,lol....ya can see it in his face when you work him hard,swears like a trooper through expression :) He'd rather have snail status and do absolutely Nothing,lmao :D
 
OH just came and read my description and said "don't lie, he's a clumsy thug"

:eek::eek:
 
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KellysHeroes said:
I think mine would be like my Golden Retriever....slightly brainless, comical, loopy, sexually confused (both horse and dog hump same gender!! :confused:) and grumpy when the mood takes her but adorable, loved by everyone and stunningly pretty.
And I suppose at the end of the day, I wouldn't have her (or my Goldie!) any other way :)
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awwww
 
tallyho! said:
Mine would be a Jack Russell....

1. Follows me around the farm.

2. Likes sniffing other dogs.

3. Comes to a whistle.

4. Can do tricks.

5. Drools - especially when an apple is sighted.

6. Runs. Everywhere.

7. Likes his belly scratched.
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So when you say he sniffs other dogs....do you mean just having a sniff or doing the whole 'bum-hello' sniff thing dogs do XD
 
Lance always wanted to be an elephant,pushing down mighty trees in the jungle and trampling humans in the dust. He had to be content with smashing down showjumps(and trampling humans in the dust)
 
No he hasn't 'got' that bit yet so hasn't quite been accepted by the JR clan. They still want to bite his muzzle clean off. But don't worry, he's hard to offend and they haven't managed it yet :o.
 
tallyho! said:
No he hasn't 'got' that bit yet so hasn't quite been accepted by the JR clan. They still want to bite his muzzle clean off. But don't worry, he's hard to offend and they haven't managed it yet :o.
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thats a relief. All though if he does start to sniff dogs bottoms, you have to take a photo and post it on here XD
 
Dylan would be the giraffe from madagascar - constantly apologising for himself,can't take any pressure and constantly thinking that everyone and everything is out to get him :) Rio would the a little cheeky chappy - along the lines of the kids from Oliver - quite annoying,fairly in your face but with a heart of gold :) or a bit of tough nut - attack is the best form of defence and all that but is secretly afraid of spiders etc (subsitute that for shoeing ) :)
 
Mavis Cluttergusset said:
Mine would be one of those fat slightly greasy common lambrini-swilling teenagers pushing a pram containing an earring-bedecked squawking chav baby round Primark on a schoolday. That's the sort of animal she is. Sorry Porridge but you know it's the truth.
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I think a friend has her long lost sister!!! Well, could be, depending on which Dad they had... might have to do a test on Jeremy Kyle.
 
Mine would be an overweight fluffy lap dog that gets fed cream cakes all day and is called Tricky Woo. His idea of heaven, not mine. He just doesn't get all this work stuff!
 
Farra would be a big chocolate lab - likes to eat just about anything, loves affection and a quiet life with the occasional bit of fun stuff when she wants to.

Stinky - a springer spaniel - into everything, cheeky and loves to play with the kids and hates being left out of anything or he gets bored and starts to turn everything out and chew.
 
D would be some random combination of:

- an orangutan - she loves showing her bottom to all the boys
- one of those veg eating dinasaurs - she lumbers round at a very slow pace, very heavy on her feet and would eat grass and mud all day if she could

but very occassionally she turns either into graceful swan (once a year normally when no one is looking) or a screaming toddler normally the kind you would see in the supermarket because their mum wouldnt let them have any chocolate

So basically a Pink Bottomed Diplidocus, turning into a swan every leap year, with the screaming red face and wobbling arms of a toddler

Strange image.. sorry D i do love you :)
 
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