SillySausage
Well-Known Member
My black lab is perfect... my 8 month old golden lab is another story!
1. She used to climb through from the boot of my car and sit on the front seat beeping the horn (now sorted with a dog guard!)
2. She once climbed through and emptied my bag of mints and licked EVERY SINGLE ONE! but didnt eat them
3. She poos ANYWHERE! and i mean everywhere... a garage forecourt, on the pavement, on grass, in the river and crossing the zebra crossing!
4. ALWAYS having something in her mouth, be it a toy, bit of fuff, stick from the garden, bit of straw etc (although her brother carries round a bucket so big it covers his eyes and he cant see so wonders into anything!)
5. Has chewed through 11 beds, and 4 covers on a single bed... yes all in the space of 7 months.
6. She has to hold Jet's lead when we go for a walk as if she owns her.
7. If you tell her off she just swipes at your face with her paw, and her dew claws are bl**dy sharp!
8. She can hold your stare! Honestly... the only dog I know who can actually win a staring contest
9. Her latest trick is chewing through our lino kitchen floor, theres no rips and i dont know how she does it but the floor is in pieces in the morning!
But
I LOVE HER
1. She used to climb through from the boot of my car and sit on the front seat beeping the horn (now sorted with a dog guard!)
2. She once climbed through and emptied my bag of mints and licked EVERY SINGLE ONE! but didnt eat them
3. She poos ANYWHERE! and i mean everywhere... a garage forecourt, on the pavement, on grass, in the river and crossing the zebra crossing!
4. ALWAYS having something in her mouth, be it a toy, bit of fuff, stick from the garden, bit of straw etc (although her brother carries round a bucket so big it covers his eyes and he cant see so wonders into anything!)
5. Has chewed through 11 beds, and 4 covers on a single bed... yes all in the space of 7 months.
6. She has to hold Jet's lead when we go for a walk as if she owns her.
7. If you tell her off she just swipes at your face with her paw, and her dew claws are bl**dy sharp!
8. She can hold your stare! Honestly... the only dog I know who can actually win a staring contest
9. Her latest trick is chewing through our lino kitchen floor, theres no rips and i dont know how she does it but the floor is in pieces in the morning!
But
I LOVE HER
