What on EARTH do people think they are doing...!!!!!

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FestiveSpirit

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Saw this advert on our internal classified ads this morning:

"Puppies
Rottwieler x Shar-pei x Staff puppies. 3 black, 3 brindle, 4 white - 6 boys & 4 girls.

Price: 100"

it is taking me everything in my intolerant little mind not to ring the woman up and tear her off a strip down the phone :mad:
 
" Ultimate Toy Dog
Shitzu cross chiuaha cross pug cross JR
This superb one off litter will make the perfect lorry/lap dogs, Standing approx 4.5inches tall. Smooth and long coated available. 2 dogs and 2 bitches (one very small) Ready now. Very friendly, used to children. Parents can be seen. Regularly wormed."

All spellings are their own....

Dumbtree? Free ads? Oh no. Horse and Hound. Bet they are right ugly feckers!
 
"These dogs will have skin conditions, slipping kneecaps, epilepsy, eye problems and breathing difficulties!"

(Sorry, sorry, sorry, sweeping statement, I know I know I know but sure I have aggressive, slopey-backed cripples....)

(Oh yeah, and didn't you know, crossing the Shar Pei with the Rott and Staff will magically make cancel out the Shar Pei eczema! Or you might get a cross bred with eczema. But we're not sure. We're not geneticists . And someone told us that's what would happen.)
 
blackcob said:
I was just thinking that, I've never seen a truly ugly puppy but I bet either of those litters would have contenders. :o
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Maybe the "one off litter" is a clue that they were hoping for fluffy cute things but some sort of yoda crawled out and they are hopefully put off for life! :o
 
Haha glad I am good for entertainment ;)

If they were near me I'd be tempted to go and see them...or ask for a photo as I have no idea what they must look like!
 
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