What the wierdest thing youv'e passed hacking?

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I was once on an overgrown bridlepath miles from the nearest house, road etc and I met a man in a suit, shiny shoes and brief case - he was SERIOUSLY CREEPY felt the need to gallop off!

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Oh you silly, that was just John Steed from the Avengers
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tv's. sofas, fridges etc, and all the rubbish the people think its acceptable to dump on the roadside. Apart from that two people in a car Sh**ing
 
Same as Hacking Hack, but he wasn't in a Citroen!!!! And he didn't look in the least bit perturbed at us going past!!!!

Also the annual scarecrow competition throws up some scary oddities every year!!!
 
Whilst walking on a road a man in a van passed me and another woman riding and he stopped a ltille in front of us, as we looked in the van he was... pleasuring himself
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We were gobsmacked to say the least and trotted off very fast down the nearest bridle path.
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A giant shoe, a 20ft Statue of Cleopatra (sp) and a life sized statue of a lion!!!

I hack past a workshop that make props for theatres and film premiers!
 

Also the annual scarecrow competition throws up some scary oddities every year!!!

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we pass the annual scarecrow competion on our hack, where abouts are your horses stabled??
 
The actor, Brian Blessed, quoting Shakespeare in his big booming voice to me and a friend whilst we were riding our neddies in the middle of a common when it is blowing a gale and raining like mad and he was wearing a tent!!!!
We both had to look at each other afterwards and wonder if it really happened!!!
 
I once went for a hack on a beach and a nude bloke ran after us (apparently he has a 'thing' about doing this
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The really odd thing was, he produced a banana (where the hell from???!) and was eating it as he jogged
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The actor, Brian Blessed, quoting Shakespeare in his big booming voice to me and a friend whilst we were riding our neddies in the middle of a common when it is blowing a gale and raining like mad and he was wearing a tent!!!!
We both had to look at each other afterwards and wonder if it really happened!!!

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Hahaha amazing!
 
Hee hee, these are makng me giggle. I used to hack my pony round a ride called "this is not a bridlepath" (don't ask!) and we used to pass a field full of ostriches! Used to take the kiddies from the riding school on walk outs past them so we could stop and look at the ostriches to kill time!
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In my defense it was a long time ago and I was about 13!
 
It was very strange...my friend and I didnt want to appear rude so sat there listening to him...but our horses slowly started edging away inch by inch after a bit!!!
 
A naked man! A burning bush! A man who claimed to be a cowboy! some random waundering around in a dressing gown and slippers!
 
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The actor, Brian Blessed, quoting Shakespeare in his big booming voice to me and a friend whilst we were riding our neddies in the middle of a common when it is blowing a gale and raining like mad and he was wearing a tent!!!!
We both had to look at each other afterwards and wonder if it really happened!!!

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Aahaha that's surreal
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like some hilarious dream.
I've not passed any weird things out hacking cos I don't have a horse to hack out lol.
 
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Also the annual scarecrow competition throws up some scary oddities every year!!!

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we pass the annual scarecrow competion on our hack, where abouts are your horses stabled??

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I'm near Flamstead who decide to decorate everywhere from Trowley, Puddephats, the village etc.....it make it seriously impossible to go for an 'incident free' hack!!!!
 
Riding through a field towards an oak tree, which a lot of pigeons were sitting under. I was mesmerised by these birds, as they didn't seem to be moving. Then, camouflaged man stuck his head up out of a camouflaged tent (I hadn't seen it). Pony did about turn and dumped me with the WOODEN pigeons. I called him a few choice words when I got back on ... probably more out of embarassment than anything else!
 
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The actor, Brian Blessed, quoting Shakespeare in his big booming voice to me and a friend whilst we were riding our neddies in the middle of a common when it is blowing a gale and raining like mad and he was wearing a tent!!!!
We both had to look at each other afterwards and wonder if it really happened!!!

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Bwahahahahaha! That is made of win!

I've seen people getting it on, against trees and in cars, but it is has been pointed out that's not unusual! The woods nearest our yard are notorious for dogging so we find shoes, knickers, stockings etc in the bushes or tied to trees. We even found n article pinned to one tree about a policeman who'd been caught dogging, I think it was either a warning or a boast!
There's a group of people who use the woods for some sort of D&D/Lord of the Rings type role-play so I've seen elves/lions/wizards/bears/bird-men in the woods. They're very polite and always stop for us to pass. I did have a bit of a problem getting my horse pass them once. They were fighting either side of the path with axes&swords, stopped for me and I had to convince T it was a good idea to walk through a tunnel of people dressed in armour that had just been engaged in a big shouty fight!
 
some boy jogging round on those big metal stilt type things, like pieces of sort of ergonomically bent springy metal that you sort of bounce along on - I'd never seen them before in my life and my horse's eyes were popping out of his head...

And when we went to the gallops recently my friend and I stationed our OHs to take pictures - as we galloped past I didn't look at them but just after we passed them my friend turned round to me and shouted "why have they got a dog?!" - they had acquired a random greyhound that was wandering around the gallops. Of course being boys they didn't think to phone the number on its collar so we had to do that...
 
When I was a teenager...I rode out with an older lady who was not shy(!)..she had a welsh cob stallion...we rode down a layby and there was a guy pleasuring himself in his car...the lady I was with tapped her whip on his window and said 'my boy has got a much bigger and more impressive one than you'!!! He was slightly shocked and I think it rather ruined his moment!!!

A friend and I were riding and noticed there was some filming going on...so of course we rode past a few times in the background...until they shouted for us to get out the bl**dy way that we were not needed as extras!!!
 
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