what wierd n wonderful things have you found out hacking?

Passed a parked Porsche today, nothing unusual in that round here but this one had a police car jammed up its rear end, so no going backwards and another police car reversed into its front so no going forwards either. No sign of the cops who must have been waiting to see who would come & collect it! ;)
 
BroadfordQueen said:
A man playing bagpipes (badly!) in a gateway down our lane. Can only assume his wife banned him from playing in the house! :D he was stood with his back to me so didnt see me coming, which meant it was rather difficult to persuade my young horse to walk past!
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I met a man playing bagpipes too....he was warming up before heading off the to party as the surprise act! My horse was NOT keen!
 
Still there to this day - a teapot in the shape of a pussycat in a hole in a stone wall. Also came across a caravan portaloo thing which I went back to get as I thought it would make an ideal mounting block. It turned out to be a bit flimsy for the job and is now in my garage.
 
A man pleasuring himself as he drove down a narrow lane . As we rode further on found him finishing ;). Also jump a couple doing naked aerobics across a bridlepath while I (well horse really ) was gallumping along . I'm sure they wanted to be seen , otherwise why do it in the middle of a well worn path ! Also came across a women very dazed after falling off her horse . She then tried to pull me off my horse as she thought it was hers . Also many weird army goings on while riding around the back of Twesledown . I could go on for hours !
 
Blanche said:
A man pleasuring himself as he drove down a narrow lane . As we rode further on found him finishing ;). Also jump a couple doing naked aerobics across a bridlepath while I (well horse really ) was gallumping along . I'm sure they wanted to be seen , otherwise why do it in the middle of a well worn path ! Also came across a women very dazed after falling off her horse . She then tried to pull me off my horse as she thought it was hers . Also many weird army goings on while riding around the back of Twesledown . I could go on for hours !
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:eek::eek:
How embarrassing for him!!
 
FIL came across a n over reach boot on the road whilst driving. When i got home he and OH had it on the table and where trying to work out what the he'll it was
 
I was once attacked by a boy with a machete :o Hacking back home under a bridge and a gang of youths were on the other side and shouted 'lets slash the ponies' :mad:

My horse spooked at the blade as it came to cut my leg off at the knee and one of the others threw a house brick at me, then a full beer can before the machete was coming for another go... me and a friend on her horse had to canter onto a main road without looking to get our horses out the way.

When we called the police they said they were searching for the lads as they had attacked a girl in a phonebox, and chopped a mans thumb or hand off on the street...:eek: Lucky escape...
 
do not underestimate or make light of flashers.
Years ago there was a flasher around the yard, one night when I was out riding I was sexually attacked. He was caught by the police as he was a known sex offender.
 
Inthesticks said:
I was once attacked by a boy with a machete :o Hacking back home under a bridge and a gang of youths were on the other side and shouted 'lets slash the ponies' :mad:

My horse spooked at the blade as it came to cut my leg off at the knee and one of the others threw a house brick at me, then a full beer can before the machete was coming for another go... me and a friend on her horse had to canter onto a main road without looking to get our horses out the way.

When we called the police they said they were searching for the lads as they had attacked a girl in a phonebox, and chopped a mans thumb or hand off on the street...:eek: Lucky escape...
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:eek::eek: That's horrific, must have been terrifying.
 
It was, I was 20 at the time and it made me think twice about hacking alone for a while. The boys were found and prosecuted :)
 
I was having a race with some friends along Holkham beach I was winning when everyone else suddenly pulled up wondered why but was having a lovely time so galloped on a little before gradually pulling up. As I came back to walk I saw an old couple on the beach I said a polite good morning and looked down to see they were stark naked:eek:

I didn't know where to look and turned and rode back to my friends who were killing themselves laughing. No one had thought to tell me that part of the beach is a nudist beach:rolleyes:
 
When I was about 13 I hated wearing my glasses when I was riding.

Went down the road after schooling one day and saw what I thought was a calf struggling to get up. Trotted as quick as pony would go back to the yard to tell the farmer, who raced out in his landy to see if he could help his 'struggling calf'. Only to find out it was in fact a great big....



Black plastic bag. :o :o

To say I was embarrassed is worlds biggest understatement! Haha. Safe to say I started wearing my glasses!!
 
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