what woud your horse be if he was human?!!

My lad is a natural born comedian! So he'd probably be on the comedy circuit, doing shows, or a comic actor who specialises in "cheeky" roles ... a sort of Norman Wisdom type (for those of you old enough to remember him!).
 
I think the Camel would probably work in some sort of a caring role - maybe volunteering with elderly people. He'd also enjoy fine dining and have the central heating on 24/7 during bad weather!

Older horse would be semi-retired but would still enjoy an active social life, and probably be mentor to the next generation in his workplace. I think he'd have worked in academia.
 
An idiot.

I jest. He'd be one of those slightly hyperactive people who wants to be everyone's friend but just ends up being a bit irritating :P heart of gold, zero social skills.
 
A prissy health food junky who makes regular gym trips, possibly vegetarian with a strict organics only diet. A total flirt when around the boys, has a high paying office job where she bosses everyone about before going home to a large glass of wine. Spends loads on handbags, fashion and beauty products. A professional head turner with a bit of an drama queen attitude in general.

At my old yard there was a group of three, a small 12hh bay mare, a 15hh grey gelding and a larger 17hh dark bay curly maned muppet who where all compared to Mrs Hudson, Dr. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes on a regular basis. Suited them all perfectly. The mare was a motherly type to them all and the grey a long suffering trail behind of the curly muppet whilst he was off in his ways and tantrums.
 
Mine would be a famous actor. Talented, good looking - and knows it! Loves applause, enjoys his work and gets along with most people, but not averse to a bit of a strop if his accommodation or catering isn't up to standard.
 
Chloe would be drama queen, total diva, she's very pretty and knows it and likes to have a strop now and again but is also very needy and hates being left alone!

I dont know about Amber, she's very submissive mare and a total sweetheart to handle, very pretty and leggy, but then a total mud monster and loves nothing better than rolling about in the mud and splashing/digging in puddles!!!
 
LadyGascoyne said:
Am I nuts?

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Totally !!!!

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Yep can see that...graceful , long lovely neck...yep!

Labrador
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Can even see that!

Rhinoceros
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Now I think you mean!!!! Your give him a complex!
Duckling!
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Yep ...cute!!!:)
 
There's only one job for our Sheltie - restaurant critic. She's very motherly though so she'd give you a kind review even if she thought the food was rubbish.

Welshie is a real 'It' girl or Model/Actress/Whatever - you'd hear the cry of 'Don't you know who I AM?' everywhere she goes.

Both would live in a spa if they could.
 
Ffin would be the perfect gentleman in a tweed Jkt or a blazer, he would stand when you walked into the room, open doors for ladies, he would speak well, he would be caring and nice, if fact if it wasn't for his dry sense of humour he would be boring......mmmmmmmm very similar to my partner, now what does that say then?

Now Moses would be one of those sensitive teenagers, slightly wackey dress sense, maybe a goth, prob having "issues" with his sexuality. The quiet one in the corner that everyone looks at slightly oddly and when you talk to them they speak at 90 miles an hour. Very intelligent, not quite sure what to do with it and not quite sure what they want to do with their life. Adorable but frankly at times frustrating!
 
Sam - that weird kid in the play ground, the one that bullies everyone and has no friends, but so desperately wants to have friends, so he just stands in the corner of the play ground watching them before trying to make his move, when that doesn't work he will try biting them!

He will have one old friend Kelsey, who just feels sorry for him.

Kelsey is the cool kid, everyone loves her but she pushes them all away so she can look after the delinquent Sam! She would have probably driven a really fast car because she has a need for speed but mainly off road, though the mud! She would always have more clothes than she knows what to do with, but believes that purple brings out her eyes! life and sole of the party on a night out!

Jezza is the local midget (we think his mum was a smoker) and because he is so small hes really scared of life! He has just one friend and likes his food too much
 
B1 would be qualified as a lawyer, very clever but too laid back and attached to home to quite 'make it' with a huge career. Devoted to and obsessed with her long term partner shed be a bit of a flirt but really quite shy with an interest in some obscure sport which she'd be better at than you'd expect from her tendency to over eat

B2 would be a carver or sculpter or something else phenomenally clever and creative but not academic due to lack of application. Tall and slim he's besotted with his chubby Mrs who he thinks is gorgeous and a genius, not bothered about socialising but well liked when forced to venture out. he'd dress well and take pride in his appearance

Omg I've bought exaggerated versions of me and hubs!
 
Hmmm.... My mare would be the stunner at school that all the boys fancied and all the girls wanted to be mates with. She would spend her free time reading the classics ....... And Heat magazine!! The most sickening bit is she's also really lovely and super bright, but watch out, if you get above yourself she'll slap you back into your place! 😋
 
My Mare would defo be on benefits as wouldnt enjoy a mundane day job ( She doesn't really enjoy schooling ) , she would probably enjoy the party lifestyle on the weekends coupled with some cocktails & would probably be prone to some pole dancing - she does love a good Pony Party & show where poles are involved!!! :)

My Gelding would also be on Benefits as he is still broken:( However he would be surrounded by gaggles of women as he is utterly gorgeous & very affectionate , may be a bit clingy in a relationship Id guess as he has his insecurities..
 
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My mare would be a lawyer - stunningly pretty, but such a workaholic she doesn't have time for a social life. She tries so hard to get things right, not at all good if she thinks she's made a mistake, and is easily offended as she is more sensitive than people realise. Can't be bothered with the many admiring glances she gets...

My gelding would be a lifeguard. Work hard, play hard, one of the gang - not so happy in his own, but will muck in with the crowd. He has lots of friends and finds it easy to get on with others, and isn't in any hurry to grow up (he's 18 going on 6!).
 
Harley would be the dependable bloke at work who always gets the job done. Everyone would consider him to be nice but a bit dull and predictable until management organise team training when Harley would paintball everyone to oblivion, leaving them shocked and lying in the bushes whilst he strutted around toting the biggest gun he could find. If someone then fired back he'd poop himself and run away screaming!

Tinner would be the one that has all the girls cooing over him, 'he's so cute, ooh I love ginger hair!' Etc etc. he'd enjoy it for a while but finds girls a little scary so would soon wander off back to his mates. His group of friends would be more likely to enjoy a good walk then a pub lunch than a night of clubbing.

Finlay would beat everyone up, sneering as he did it. He'd then wonder why he has no friends, and that no one wants to stand next to him...
 
Great thread and love reading about what all yours would be :)

Black mare would be an explorer, most likely searching for the ultimate food source.

Chestnut mare is more difficult, she would probably have some kind of menial job that she deems safe but is secretly bored and actually when pushed out of her comfort zone enjoys the cut and thrust of something more of a challenge. The person who goes on the work team bonding weekend and turns out to be a surprisingly good leader, everyone thought she was shy and slightly dim but she is actually pretty sharp.
 
Oooh good thread, some hillarious answers!

My anglo and sec B would be gay cat walk models, very leggy, chiseled, camp, a bit dumb but make up for lack of brains with good looks

My cob mare would definatly be a princess, predominantly white with ridiculously long flowing mane and her face markings look like shes wearing eye shadow and blush

Cob filly would be a plus size comedienne. Shes fat and hilariously funny

Sec A lovable rogue/jail bird. Hes got a good heart but thinks rules are there to be broken

Shire x would be a grumpy old war vetran, hes served his country (riding school) well and now demands the respect he deserves, true old fashioned gentleman.
 
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showpony said:
My Mare would defo be on benefits as wouldnt enjoy a mundane day job ( She doesn't really enjoy schooling ) , she would probably enjoy the party lifestyle on the weekends coupled with some cocktails & would probably be prone to some pole dancing - she does love a good Pony Party & show where poles are involved!!! :)

My Gelding would also be on Benefits as he is still broken:( However he would be surrounded by gaggles of women as he is utterly gorgeous & very affectionate , may be a bit clingy in a relationship Id guess as he has his insecurities..
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Love it!

My mare is a people person and incredibly "gobby", so she'd definitely talk for a living - most probably giving her own opinions rather than listening to anyone else's!
 
My tb would be a country gent who visited London several times a year to sit in his club with his newspaper and whisky and water. The rest of his time would be spend meandering round his rambling pile of an estate in the country, mainly reading in front of the fire and keeping out of any nasty weather! He would be a bachelor, women terrify him, and would probably have a butler and a cook / house keeper to look after him.

My fat 3 year old mare would be a bossy slightly over bearing teenager who knows everything but has glimpses of being utterly charming!
 
My connie would be an 18-30's holiday rep, he is always has his willy hanging loose and low like he is airing his washing. Or a naturist.....
 
Princess Rosie said:
My mare would be a princess (hence my username!), wanting everything done for her, she goes to bed first and stands in her stable watching the others getting ready for bed
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Always admired your user name as my own rosie is also referred to as Princess Rosie by my family she does believe she is a cut above, she has a similar move of producing a leg stretch on prompt when tacking up for girth comfort, defo a regal air to her. Always voice her as pure Welsh though, strange mix!
 
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