What would be the ideal showing class for your horse?

[LeneHorse]

Have you ever looked at a show schedule and thought that there weren't any classes suitable for your special equine friend to take part in?
Here's your chance to invent a showing class especially suited to your horse....

Mine would do well in a fat white mare class, under saddle, must display bucking ability in individual show!

 

[Ziggy_]

If there was a prize for the most lumps, bumps scars and splints on any one horse I think my horse would stand a fair chance.

Failing that 'grumpiest face' (for the horse not rider!) because some of the faces she pulls at the other horses are just horrible!

 

[merlinsquest]

Three legged race for Merlin

 

[Parkranger]

oooo Riding Horse, Riding Club Horse and Working Hunter for my boy I think......

Although I think they should have a Best Giraffe Impression class for Oscar!

 

[JoBo]

The showing class for horses that think showing is all about how much grass you can get in your gob while pulling your owners arms out of their sockets!

 

[not_with_it]

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If there was a prize for the most lumps, bumps scars and splints on any one horse I think my horse would stand a fair chance.


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I'd be in that one too

For my youngster it would have to be scruffiest horse.

 

[Rachntabby]

for tabs it would be the craziest mare and who can bugger off the most whilst pulling riders arms out

 

[imyourstalker]

'the horse that thinks THEY are the best looking when running away from owner in field' aka 'i'm a tart'

'most scared of different coloured pavement'

'most characteristics'

Lol!!

 

[Sunny_Star]

Horse that does the best scooby doo impression (when whinnying!)

 

[cyrilsmum]

How about most grumpy, heavy weight, unwilling or over excited (never consistant), battle scarred, half clipped (has decided after 8 yrs he doesn't want his legs clipped) thick as two short planks cob class!

We love him really, just had a bad day, clipping disaster!

 

[palomino_pony]

Really: Veteran palomino show hunter pony.

Fantasy: dirt loving grumpy "who can gallop the fastest" whilst chasing a hound competition!

 

[Gorgeous George]

gorgeous temprament!

 

[hendrabonnie]

Horse that can eat the most in the shortest amount of time.

 

[Baggybreeches]

Touchy aka contro cob should be entered in a 'standing still looking for somebody with sweets' class.
Sovereign would be a world champion at the 'working in really well bears no resemblance to what happens in the ring' class.
Emerald would have to be 'how to get away with doing very little' class.

 

[Natch]

F would do very well in several;

Biggest show off
Most hyped up
Most overbent
How-wide-can-you-open-your-mouth-to-avoid-the-pelham
Last one still trotting
Gobby pony (how many things will horse pick up and wave about in its mouth)
Rugby - aka "can you take out the rest of the line up in one fell swoop"

 

[AmyMay]

Hunter and working hunter. Except numpty owner doesn't have the bottle to do workers.....

 

[ghosthooves]

Best Giraffe impression
Horse that decides she needs to stop and poo when its her turn to do an individul show
Crappiest corners