What would horses think if they judged people?

[Parachute]

Just an idea from another thread.
Please write down what you think horses would say if they judged humans, i'll go first:

''I say Flash, this one doesn't look like he's being groomed in weeks''
''Yes Sporticus, he looks a mess''

(I am bored )

 

[LucyAmelia]

Just an idea from another thread.
Please write down what you think horses would say if they judged humans, i'll go first:

''I say Flash, this one doesn't look like he's being groomed in weeks''
''Yes Sporticus, he looks a mess''

(I am bored )

'Oh good god Duster take a look at this one, what sort of a forelock do they call that?!'
'Actually Pepper, I do believe they call that a fringer, not the best look if you ask me'

 

[Dizzy socks]

"Golly Charlemagne, look the mane on that one!"
"Exactly Trigger, why on earth is it not pulled? I wouldn't be seen dead under it!"

 

[Parachute]

'Oh good god Duster take a look at this one, what sort of a forelock do they call that?!'
'Actually Pepper, I do believe they call that a fringer, not the best look if you ask me'

Omg! Stop dragging our word into everything
Although, I am laughing like a retarded seal right now

"Golly Charlemagne, look the mane on that one!"
"Exactly Trigger, why on earth is it not pulled? I wouldn't be seen dead under it!"

Hahahaha

 

[Spotsrock]

B1 would say 'if our groom doesn't get sound soon we'll have to pts, and can someone put a grazing muzzle on her before she gets laminitis?'
B2 would just say 'ah little teeny tiny is here, make that funny noise on my nose little tiny tiny!'

 

[LucyAmelia]

Omg! Stop dragging our word into everything
Although, I am laughing like a retarded seal right now

Hahahaha

Im sorry it was too tempting!

 

[Parachute]

B1 would say 'if our groom doesn't get sound soon we'll have to pts, and can someone put a grazing muzzle on her before she gets laminitis?'
B2 would just say 'ah little teeny tiny is here, make that funny noise on my nose little tiny tiny!'

Mine seems pretty naff compared to these
I just wanted to point out the game!

Im sorry it was too tempting!

TEMPTATIOOOON! WE GETTING HIGHER AND HIGHER, TEEEM TAAA TIOON!
*dance*

 

[alfiesmum]

i reckon my guys would simply say

'hear comes that soft .... again, lets put on sad faces so she can leave us extra haylidge!'

 

[Dubsie]

Unfit, fat, greying out.

 

[pogface]

'You drag me in from the field, moan I'm muddy, pissed on my tail, slept in my poo... Yet you turn up looking like that? Then you want me to carry you around the countryside?? The bloomin cheek of it... Just feed me and leave would u'

 

[kellybee]

Shetland would say; "Hey lads, here comes the slow @ss, wonder how long she'll take to get my hay soaked and drained this morning".

 

[pinklilly]

"Look at the backside on that, can't possibly have that sitting on me... Must limp a bit harder today..."

 

[armchair_rider]

"Seriously chaps, why do we waste out time on this impossible species?"

 

[sandi_84]

Mine would probably say:

"Looks slightly stiff on the offside hind, should get the vet out!" And make disparging comments on my mane as it hasn't been cut in years! Then:
"Hmpf no treats again! Where's the other mare?!"

Mum's does in fact say (in a horsey way):
"Hello! Feed me! NOW!"

 

[WelshD]

mine would say 'you've got a bl**dy cheek banging on about low sugar feeds fatso'

 

[Littlelegs]

Mine would no doubt find humans too lowly to be worthy of her opinion. If she did bother though, it would be an upper class drawl & involve comments such as 'do you know who I am' & rather sarcastic 'darling's on the end of barbed remarks. Eg 'you look lovely today darling, you almost look attractive'. And 'bring the food quickly peasant, & I shall reward you with my presence & beauty as I eat'.