What would you compare your horse to?

a teenage boy who is ashamed of his parent and wishes she wouldn't embarrass him in public, but in private is really quite loving!

Bojingles... I choked on my drink when I read yours. There's a sort of weariness about it that reminds me of my sister when she talks about her boyfriend, he's a lot like Frank Spencer as well.
 
I think of our two as a super model and a glamour model-

Chloe is the glamour model as she is quite buxom, loves showing off and has the diva-ish personality

Amber is a tall, leggy, skinnie minnie, AKA the super model, although she has the sweetest temp and is very willing
 
Freddie- little lord fontroy. Completely up himself!
Daisy, nice but dim Tim
Pearl, just a nice person
Mars, jaws
Moon, pollyana
 
My mare is the stubborn, greedy kid who's also a bit mean to the others, she'll push them off the food and think nothing of stealing their dinner.
 
A big spoilt dog.. Knows what he has to do to get his way.. Calls at the gate for me to come running when he wants to come in, calls at dinner time.. But happy to chat away & be in my company constantly.. I reckon he'd sit in my lounge if he could. His ideal would be to have free rein to wander & see who he likes on the yard.
 
Loan Sharks - all of them!! They take all my money and then throw a huge 2500%APR (Annual pony repayments) on top... I swear I will report them to trading standards one of these days.
 
Bob the nota cob. Not the horse I would have chosen on looks.If he were a singer he wouldnt be Bob Dylan , more your "Boy band "type. His "surfer"blond mane and chestnut coat (which seems to change colour and pattern all the time) gives him Palomino pretensions. And Bob, the way you brush the hair on your off fore sideways ,is an affectation and impresses no one!:rolleyes:However,he has never ever lashed out in anger at anyone. He is kind and loyal but possibly insane. He believes that any jump can be done if you hit it hard enough. He cannot stand the sight of blood ,so runs away if I come off. :o. He is my best friend and oddly enough seems to think that I am his.:confused:
 
ShadowFlame said:
:eek: Another Rodney! :D

Rodders is another 7yo kid.

- A pain in the backside
- Easily amused
- Will take things off you, claim them for himself, swing them round, then get bored and you can have them back
- Will empty out anything he can find (grooming boxes, rubbish bags, wheely bins, etc)
- Will come half-way to call whinneying wildly and full pelt, slam the brakes on, think about it, change his mind and pootle off the other way
- Gets excited when he gets something right
- Has a tantrums when he gets them wrong
- Falls over his own feet on a regular basis

Bless 'em :rolleyes:
Click to expand...
I think you have just described Kenny there too! haha! xD
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top