What would you like on a hoody?

[MgO]

Have to design one for school, and was wondering what you'd like on a horsey hoody? Sensible ideas please no rude ones and none that already exist
Many thanks xx

 

[Dizzy socks]

Frisky Filly?

 

[Charlie Bucket]

I have one that says "I Do My Own Stunts" with picture of bronking horse underneath

 

[kerrieberry2]

I have a my little pony t-shirt that says born to ride! I love that!

 

[pansy]

My teenage daughter has

Please speak slowly...
I'm naturally blonde

-she loves it - has always had a strange sense of humour

 

[Springy]

Mine says

Born to ride forced to work.....

 

[RainbowDash]

' Been there, Jumped that, lived to tell the tale '

' My other horse is a Cob'

' Breathe, Hang on, Enjoy'

' Does my Bum look big on this?'

 

[tinap]

Our local arena do them that say "ride it like you stole it!"

Mine says "unpaid skivvy"

 

[Kat]

I don't own a hoody........

 

[sfredb]

I'm not really a hoody person, but my kids are! One of my sons bought a t-shirt in the US a few year back which said "if you want control, get a remote" and had a cartoon picture of a bucking horse.

 

[Cinnamontoast]

A picture of my own horse, his name, my name.


All the funny slogans have been done to death, mostly on my hoodies!

 

[Bettyboo222]

You don't scare me I own/ride a shetland/welsh/mare/arab ect

 

[JFTDWS]

Personally I'd like "******* off I'm busy" but that doesn't help you I can also see a market for ones "politely" reminding people of the school rules - or is that just the people round here?

 

[Littlelegs]

I got my daughter one for xmas with a pic of her & pony on, their names, & sparkly horseshoes on. She's since removed it only for school, or when she or it need a wash.
I like the 'stroppy mare' ones. I can also think of lots of rude ones, which won't help you.
How about one with reflectives on saying 'we don't dent, we die'.

 

[Shooting Star]

For patrons of sponsored rides or those that hack a lot I've always though "If found P.T.O" or "if found please return to the saddle" on the back would be a bit of a giggle

 

[live2ride]

My boyfriend got me one that says 'Keep Calm and Canter on'

 

[nikCscott]

Not a hoody but I love this one- the picture on breast and cuffs is bespoke, taken from a photo.
Front

Back

 

[FfionWinnie]

Written upside down:

If you can read this please put me back on my horse

 

[PingPongPony]

Written upside down:

If you can read this please put me back on my horse

My friend has one like that, got it a Olympia last year!
I got one saying: Horse is friendly, beware of owner.

 

[Challaborough Christmas Tree]

The one I'm wearing at the moment says ' treat me like a thoroughbred and I won't be a nag ' I like the ' I'm not fat, I'm in show condition' ones, I have one but it cost a fortune so I wear it for p.e instead of to the yard

 

[Fransurrey]

Hmmm don't think mine will help either. I would have, "Please don't feed me bull excrement. I am intolerant."

 

[Hippona]

I like 'Ride it like you stole it'

I would have...'get your ass on some class.....ride an arab'

 

[Patterdale]

'Yorkshire born, Yorkshire bred, strong int arm and good in .....'
No, sorry, that's a rude one!

 

[Frozen Hoof Boots]

My parents used to be rich until they bought me a pony!!

 

[Shettie]

I have the I do my own stunts with the bucking horse too.

Got bought t-shirt and a hoodie after I snapped my ankle in quite a few places being bronced off