What would your horse be like......

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If they were human????????!!!!
Was rambling on another post and it got me thinking!
I reckon mine would be a total snob, live in a secluded castle somewhere and sit about in a giant (creepy - a la cluedo!) library whilst wearing a smoking jacket, chewing on a large cuban cigar and drinking brandy with his equally snobby friends. (some of who smoke pipes and wear tweed)
Have i though about this too much......................?!
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lol it is an interesting question....have thought about a bit myself!

my gelding - quiet shy good looking guy who everybody loves really. Someone you would say was sweet.

my mare...dare devil tomboy, i imagine her bungee jumping off a bridge

my old mare...wrinkly old woman who hasnt let go of her younger appearance..wearing short skirts, bit of a flirt really. But irritable and opinionated!

Maybe its just us! but its so funny how they all have such diverse personalities...i mean horsenalities!
 
Ah, I love these things and am glad it's not just me that can see horses as people!

Mine would be the most arrogant person going but he'd be like the cheeky mischievious (sp?!) kid at the back of class that throws stuff at the teacher, but is so sweet and clever that he gets away with it
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Would probably be the ringleader of one of those teenage girl school groups,verry pretty but a right b***h,could probably call mine Heather!She has to be the centre of attention and gives all those she see's beneath her(which means EVERYONE)a very hard time,tells them when/where/what.
 
Colorado would be a really sweet childish boy, handsome with a bit of a baby face, trying hard and getting upset when he got things wrong.

Sapo would be a grumpy old man, really lazy and sarcastic.

Lol
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The under-saddle-Brandy would be a thirty-something, lary, slightly overweight chav with her hair scraped back into ten scrunchies, wearing a bright white Adidas tracksuit and Nike trainers, and proudly sporting several ASBOs. She'd be loud, disorderly and opinionated, living on a council estate and hanging out with disreputable men, and would have a like-minded son to an unidentified male (since she had a colt quite some years ago and to this day the sire remains a mystery!) The in-the-field-Brandy would be an aloof, taciturn lady, rarely pleased, with a discerning eye and a limited sense of humour. She would deign once in a while to speak to you and if you were very lucky, she might stay and have coffee, but only to assure herself that your kitchen wasn't as nice as hers.
 
Star would be another chav behind the bike sheds, smoking and drinking and swearing. Pregnant before she left school (she's already done that) and won't be told - she has to do things HER way! The motto would be 'Go on then - make me!'
 
Mine would be a very pretty little rich girl who ALWAYS knows best & is rather aloof and superior until you realise she's a actually lacking in confidence. Easily offended but bright as a button, you have to work hard to keep her onside & wrap her up in cotton wool (sheepskin) to let her know that she's precious, in the not-neccessarily-a-compliment kind of way...

A veritable "princess"!
 
The grey pony in my sig would be an Essex girl (no offence meant!) through and through. Bit of a gold digger as well I suspect. Very nice if you've got something she wants but a complete cow behind your back.
Sammy would have been a proper old fashioned gentleman. Mum and I always joked he was a champagne and caviar kind of horse. He would open the doors for ladies etc.
Jesper is a 'half pint and packet of crisps' kind! (Half pint because he would be too skint for a full pint!). Probably unemployed, very lazy and sexist!!! Oh and he'd have man flu constantly!
 
hehe i love these glad its not just me that thinks about this,my mare would be an out and out tart short skirts tiny tops etc very loud and brash, my dressage boyo would most deff be gay the real loud poncy type wearing the bright pink tank tops and the mini shet would def be a cheeky little boy gotta love him!!
 
My boy would be Gaz from "Two Pints of Larger and a Packet of Crisps" rather attractive so long as he hadn't eaten all the pies and drunk all the beer. Not very intelligent, in fact he'd be the kind of person who'd walk into a closed patio door. A geniune honest friend, who'd always be there for you but equally willing to pull a joke at your expense.
 
My TB would be the neighbourhood curtain twitcher!! He knows exactly whos going where/done what/with whom. He always on scene at any sign of trouble but all talk no action whe it comes to sorting anything out. He'd pop to the local pub for a sweet sherry just to keep an eye on the local youf!!

My cob would be the popular guy who thinks himself so handsome. A right ladies man!
 
Mine would definitely be a city boy, possibly in banking or investments. Most people would assume he was a bit of a twat as he would show off a bit and flash the cash and is really good looking. But once you'd get to know him, he would be the kind of friend who would really look out for you and lend you £50 if you needed it.
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The Appy would be very into bling, flirt with anything and always be right, I doubt she would ever be without chewing gum and I dread to think how short her skirts would be.
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The big girl would be a lady and wear twinset and pearls
The old black and white retired lady would wear a gaberdine and a headscarfe and carry a shopping bag, however she still has the big gild hoop earings and gypsy shawl she came with and still utter curses that can be heard in the next village
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My mare would be a model - thinks she looks good but slightly dim, has to have new and expensive shoes very regularly and a quality wardrobe. Tending to be unexplainably skittish at odd times and falls in love big time and goes all swoony when in season - but when the its all over she's back to being aloof!

The other mare would be one of those very quiet and calm ladies who bakes cakes and does the cricket teas in the summer on a Sunday having had a little flurry of energy, does a little work for charity but mostly spends the day reading Country Life and Good Housekeeping.
 
Maiden would be the slighly overweight older lady from down the road, who loves gardening and baking cakes and is always happy and helpful and loves to 'give'. Totally genuine in every way, but not a fool and not easily taken advantage of! Grumpy if she misses her afternoon tea and cakes and chat with neighbour over the fence
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If my horse were human he'd be in his fourties (roughly, if you do the times the age by 3 thing
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). He'd still be handsome in a younger Harrison Ford way though lol.
He'd probably be down the pub alot, flirting with anything that moved, then gettign stressy if they turned him down
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