What would your horse say?

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There is a traditional belief in much of Europe that originates in pagan times and it is that animals have the power of speech at midnight on 24th December.

I have a feeling that Merlin would just say: "Lo Mum. Gottny carrots?":rolleyes:

How about yours?

Happy Christmas everyone and I wish you all a wonderful, peaceful 2011.

Kate
 
T Monster: 'Please send me to a ride who knows their stuff.'
Barley: 'I have been sent to destroy everything on the yard, no step aside and allow me to do my business!'
Morning: 'I'm a laaaady, didn't you know? (In a very posh voice).'
Buddy: 'I may be a failed racehorse but I do have a fair amount of speed stored away in me somewhere!'

Great thread... at times it would make life so much easier if they could talk! :D
 
Byron (21yr old TB): Bring me in now!! I hate this snow, I want to be in my stable all snuggly in my pyjamas. Horrible cruel Mummy :(
Teddy (13yr old Welsh Sec D): Why are you here if you don't have any food to give me?
Sunny (3 yr old Shetland): Mummyyyyyyyyy play with meeeeeeee :D
 
Archie (nearly 2 year old new forest) - Mummy why do people say i look like a donkey? Echo and Abe won't let me play with them they keep teasing me because I'm only little
Echo ( 3/12 TB) - tell him to stop following me he copies everything I do! He's an annoying little brother!

and Abe my friends 3 1.2 year cob who shares a field them - chase me, chase me!!! Come on let's play
 
my cob would rub hes hooves together and say lets go get that shilsdare! .... ive told him if he passes away he must go find her... :D
 
hmm not sure what lara the mini shettie would say probably something stupid she is a bit of an air head!!!!

my old boy would say i dont like the weather much just leave me in today with my pj's on,(in an eeyore voice) and i would have to tell him that he had to go out because he is an old git and will get stiff standing in all the time so go out for a while to move your bones then i will get you in, then he would pull a face at me and plod up the field in no hurry.
 
When I was a kid I heard about that tradition from an old huntsman. Wouldn't it be nice if it were true.


Captain would doubtless ask for another rug, more cuddles and less attention to his sister. Also a nice warm fire for the corner of his stable, a duvet to curl up on and a box of Kendal mint cake. He is a horse who likes his comforts.

Fany would not ask for anything except a cuddle and more parsnips.
FDC
 
I'm gonna have to agree with the OP, Jasper would definitely say "hi mum, got any carrots?". There is a very good reason why he's known as Jasper Carrot! lol. x
 
Bumble would ask to never be groomed again and lots of sweeties and Stroppy would ask to swap stables with B so she could annoy the boys behind her who she cant quite see over her own wall and more hay!
 
To be completely honest.... mine HAS spoken to me and he said..

"**** off an' leave me alone you fat *****"
 
Hm. Let me think....

Dizzy would say "Oh darling, can't we go jumping any more? But I do so like it. Ah well, if those that know best say no jumping, then let us run like the wind across the grass instead."

Little Cob would say "Why D1 no riding me no more? Why we not go anywhere? Look! I'm getting better I am!"

Little Lad would say "I am getting old and achey. Can I have the sun on my back and the sweet grass in my mouth please."

Grey Mare would say "Zoom! Zoom zoom zoom zoooooooooooooooooooooom!!" :D
 
please can we go for a gallop and thank you for buying me as my life is much more fun now and life is less stressful and can i have more sweed please
 
Easy. Frosty is just a lady so would just be nice to me

Goose is playing the proverbial grump having had no change of scenery for 4 weeks. I suspect whatever he has to say to me would be totally unprintable!
 
Toffee would say: I love you mummy and mummy amy and mummy mummy. I really want my friend (Dhana) to come out of pony prison so we can go for a big gallop and then try and make you and mummy sharon fall off because we found a scary pheasant :D They eat ponys dont you know!!!

Samba would say: Give me a ******** stable you ******* ***** its ******* freezing out here, and I want a carrot and I WANT IT NOW!!!!!! Followed by I love you really mummy :D

Shes a spoilt brat with a attitude and if animals could talk I think I would have to wash her mouth out with soap:D
 
Sam would definitely be asking where on earth his dinner was :D

Ruby would come bounding over in a fit of excitement and ask me to scratch that spot just behind her ear she can never seem to reach :D :D "oooooh that's so much better...can I have a carrot now?" :rolleyes:
 
It's cold and I've eaten all my hay and my water's getting icy. And by the way you'd better report for feeding and turnout duty at the usual time tomorrow - no long lies just cos it's xmas. And how come Dancer (her next door neighbour) is allowed to go off with Santa all night delivering prsents while I'm stuck in here? :D
 
Mike007 said:
Well thats going to cause a problem when Bob trys to talk to Fritz next door,as he is Irish and doesnt know a word of German.:D
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Singing from Fritz,s stable



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Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht,
Alles schläft; einsam wacht
Nur das traute hochheilige Paar.
Holder Knabe im lockigen Haar,
Schlaf in himmlischer Ruh!
Schlaf in himmlischer Ruh!

Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht,
Hirten erst kundgemacht
Durch der Engel Halleluja,
Tönt es laut von fern und nah:
Christ, der Retter ist da!
Christ, der Retter ist da!

Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht,
Gottes Sohn, o wie lacht
Lieb' aus deinem göttlichen Mund,
Da uns schlägt die rettende Stund'.
Christ, in deiner Geburt!
Christ, in deiner Geburt!
 
Dexter would say thank you for all the scritches, then he would request more scritches, NOW please :D Seven would tell me he was terrified and hated me at first but now he quite likes me, or more specifically he quite likes his big trugs of readigrass :D

I have no idea what Moomin would say, shes the most expressive horse I have EVER met! People think I'm mad when I say she talks, but she really does. Its rare that I dont know exactly what shes thinking!
 
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