What's the naughtiest thing your dog has ever done?

My long-gone GSD and ditto Burmese used to gang up together to steal things. GSD was the star of the Good Citizen Scheme, progressing rapidly through the rank to Gold level in a year.
The Burmese was fascinated by other people's boats, and used to patrol the moorings, hopping on and off them whether or not the owners were aboard. He was a beautiful, artful creature and endeared himself to everyone he met.
It was a small boatyard and Ze (the GSD) was known and admired by all. She used to lie on the pontoon and accept dog sweets and strokes whilst under my careful observation. One day, the Burmese came flying through the hatch with a pair of panties and a capacious bra in his mouth. He dumped them on the galley floor and shot back out, only to return with a packet of bacon. I removed all the items from him and hid them. He stomped round in a rage and then went to sleep. Later, I cooked the bacon and shared it all out between the three of us. The GSD loved cooked bacon. Her ultimate treat.
The bra and panties I left in the ladies loos. Never heard any complaints about either of them.
 
OldNag said:
Not terribly naughty compared with some of these, but frustrating.

One of my JRTs has developed a thing for plums.
Neighbour's plum is prolific this year and lots drop into my garden as it hangs over this side. (I already have enough kilner jars of plum gin steeping :D).

But I now keep finding plum stones in the house- she sort of hides them (not very successfully). How she sneaks them in, I am not sure! She did bring me a plum the other day, very carefully placed at my feet. So at least she is sharing :) But I am sure they can't be good for her digestion!!
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Our terriers love fruit, especially the windfall plums they find on their walks! Don't worry, none of them have ever suffered any ill effect from eating plums.
 
Not my dog but a friend set out a table for afternoon tea as she had guests coming

No food on table except a big slab of butter, just unwrapped, straight out of the fridge. She put it out to warm it up for easier spreading. You get the idea

Now. She had a basset hound. A lovely dog. Very sweet.

Well said basset hound seeing/smelling the butter took a run and jump at the table, slid along it helped by the table cloth, grabbed the butter on his way past, landed running heading for the garden!!

Best crockery everywhere!! 🤣🤣🤣
 
TheOldTrout said:
Our terriers love fruit, especially the windfall plums they find on their walks! Don't worry, none of them have ever suffered any ill effect from eating plums.
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They would have to eat a lot of plum stones to consume a dangerous amount of cyanide. Obviously it's better if they don't eat the stones but there's no need to panic
 
I worked in a hospital which did a lot of chemo with some patients then going home with a little vacuum pump giving a 3 or 5 day course into an intravenous device. Panic stricken phone call one Sunday from a man who'd been playing with their new puppy which had bitten straight through the tubing delivering the chemo. We managed to get through to a vet hospital who thought it unlikely the pup had been in enough contact to come to any harm but the patient had to have his line reinserted as the dog had bitten the connecting bung off.
 
TheOldTrout said:
Our terriers love fruit, especially the windfall plums they find on their walks! Don't worry, none of them have ever suffered any ill effect from eating plums.
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Reassured it isn't just mine!!

I dobt recall her doing this with the plums before - but then again , it is a bumper crop this year.

She has form for bringing greengages in (that tree is in my garden) but doesn't eat those, she brings them in and gives those to people as presents , usually dropped at our feet. 😀
 
I had a top ten list of mortification at one point (shredding a laptop cable essential for work, peeing on an expensive jewellery stall cloth, finding and mugging the only dog phobic child on the worlds largest beach 🤦🏻‍♀️), but the day he chased 8 loose sheep down the main road probably wins.
On the other hand, a friends dogs chased a wild pig over a small cliff 😳 (everyone survived due to the river landing).
If it was ‘stupidest thing the dogs done’, well, that’s a whole other list. Top of the list -eating a wasp, causing hysterical laughter from the vets and being renamed ‘Marlon BranDog’ as a whippet transformed to a bulldog.
 
My auntie’s lab, Gullit (my uncle is a football fan) ate everything. Her brother came to stay and pitched his tent in the garden-destroyed when the dog was left unsupervised. Then she had carefully washed her wedding veil for her daughter’s first communion and Gullit just ate it. There were tears over that one!
 
When we first got our dog we lived in the city. One morning when I was at work, my husband took dog to a local park. After scratching about in the trees, pup emerged with a trophy, which he promptly ate when told to drop it… a used condom. 🙈
My poor husband had to call the out of hours vet and bring dog in for a checkup, by which point the on call vet had called the main vet who reassured everyone that ‘it’s lubricated- it will just pass’… which it half did, 5 hours later, leaving said dog running round another park with it flapping out his bum!!

I’ve never been so glad to have been working on a saturday!
 
Cinnamontoast said:
My auntie’s lab, Gullit (my uncle is a football fan) ate everything. Her brother came to stay and pitched his tent in the garden-destroyed when the dog was left unsupervised. Then she had carefully washed her wedding veil for her daughter’s first communion and Gullit just ate it. There were tears over that one!
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I kept reading that as ‘guilt’!!!! As do he was!! 🤣
 
He was guilty of everything, anything naughty was always blamed on the dog. He was absolute.y adored, tho, so never told off unless caught in the act. They must have had to spell his name countless times, obviously pronounced hullit, with a broad Geordie accent, probably sounded quite authentic!
 
There may be a more recent thread than this one. But we’ve just had an oops moment.
In the sitting room we have a Persian rug, bought back by my OH’s great grandfather on his mid 1800’s cross world odyssey. It is worn and ratty but has survived endless puppies and small children.
Red has just eaten a big corner off of it. She had dragged the whole rug (big, albeit thin) into her bed and gone to town.
Oh shit.
 
Oh no. Whoops Red.

I got 3 new pairs of shoes from my mum and before I'd worn one pair Fraggle got a hold and that was the end of the black pair.
I can't think what else he's done that's atrocious. He just loves paper, cardboard and all the socks but only one from a pair.
 
Purdey tucked into a huge pile of human poo just as we got back to the car after a walk.
It was all over her chops, in her whiskers, in her teeth.

I was 🤮🤢😱, my friend who was with me was literally wetting herself with laughter.
The smell in the car was horrific.
Then she jumped in the front seat beside me and as I tried to get away she thought it was a game and tried to play.
I was out of the car in a flash screaming/retching with this pooey dog jumping up at me.

My friend was on the floor at this point, she was laughing so much.

We still talk about it now 🤣
 
The culprit came out for a pub lunch with my mum today. She resisted the carpet, thankfully.
(Empty pub, she’s not in anyone’s way there).
 

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