Whats the oddest horse's name you have come across?

jelly and khaio, two welsh sections As named by my little boy, one of my boys is called Jaffa, which I dont care much for as for peole names for animals, my mam has 5 mini daschunds called
emily, lucy, katie, sophie and abby
 
Pizza! It never made any sense to me until I seen her fully clipped out under a strong light...turns out she has patchy skin (like a skewbald) but a white coats so she sort of looks like she has a topping on!

My friend called her foal Epipany...which made no sense as she wasn't remotely religious and the foal was Highland pony x dutch WB!
 
when i bought my cob she was called ZOYA!!
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one on our yard called roysten, mine's real name is Kerry - but shortened to Kezi
we have a bambi on our yard, Shadrom, and Knock Knock!!!
 
Smelly, pool little chap it was his real name not a nickname but thankfully it was changed.
My old instructor used to have one called Bunny.
I have known a Alaister, Desmond, Ladybird. My old pony was 'Sixpence' which I loved but never come across another one nor have I come across another Stylo (my TB).
 
How about Meathead?

Funny thing was he acquired a rope burn around the top of his neck up near his head and the hair grew back white so it looked like he'd had a head transplant! He needed one really, was ugly as they come as well as being ignorant to ride.

He was eventually renamed Keb (wtf?) after a parent complained that the instructor was insulting her child, not encouraging the pony when he shouted "come on Meathead!"
 
Wow, We had a Paddington bear too! He was a whacking great Cob Cross. He's currently living out his days at the New Yyat RDA in Oxford

We also had a Rupert Bear, a Yogi Bear and a Huggy bear! Not at the same time I must add
 
my old horse was called Zoon, always thought that was really weird. And there was one at Newmarket race school called "Fag in Hand"
 
Egg.

A guy I went to college with had a horse called Egg......

My friends horse is called Nelson, which I find hilarious too!!!
 
We had a woman in our barn who bought a filly and named her Filly. She wasn't around too long before the woman sold her on! She also bought a gelding and called him Horse for aaaaaaages before she finally gave him the name Armstrong. Also have a giant red-headed hanoverian named Fairfax...nickname: Foofie. Yup he's crazy and I think it's because of the name!

Our horse now is registered as Flatbroke Invester (he's a quarterhorse) and the last one we owned was Red Deputy (a TB). Not pleasant names!
 
Went to view one called Hoofy, which i just though was great.
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Also know one called Reg which I also like.
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Best name USELESS, the story went that he was bought by a gentleman to hack round at the back out hunting, but he didn't want that, so he was "Bally Useless" for the job.

I have had a Sixpence and a Tb called Sausage (reg as Sizzling Melody I think), also knew a munchkin Shetland called Wobbles.
 
I had a pony when I was 12 called Pooey (he poo'ed a lot). I also had a horse when I was 14 called Piggy (she ate a lot).

Can you see where we're going?!!

At my old yard there was a horse called Beverley.... Also know of a horse called Dave. Oh dear...
 
well when i first bought Marley i was told he was called Sergio
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there was a mare at the National Stud called Andbigones

and ive known a Gizmo, Betty, Thud, William (i have a problem with animals having human names lol) Dennis, Silly and simply Boy
 
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Egg.

A guy I went to college with had a horse called Egg......

My friends horse is called Nelson, which I find hilarious too!!!

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OI-my cats called Egg!!
Funniest horses have been Nev and Fish.
 
my ld horse show name was dazed & cnfuzed < spelt like that suited him dwn to the ground stable name herbie

nes i have knwen are noris , eric, emire,minnie, sophie , hattie ??? , janu <french ,shw name janu ar de vally (golly green gaint in the vally 17.2 warm blood. jane fannie annie kizzy umlady , zipper , rebel , tariq, big nuts renamed winston freddy
 
I went to view a horse called "Maybe" when I asked why that was his name they said when he was due to be born then kept saying maybe he'll be born today and it kinda stuck!
Personally I'd love a horse called Dave
 
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