Baby wipes! But ONLY the Johnson's ultra senstive ones (the ones with Aloe Vera added); fantastic for getting poo marks off white bits of piebald (never rolls anywhere on the black bits only the white bits - toad!!).
Brilliant for putting in your grooming kit for a show; get a bit of poo or whatever on your jacket? No problem. Velvet hat need brightening? Ideal. Mucky long-boots? Fantastic! Also polishes anything silver like bits/stirrups (obviously rinse bits well afterwards!!); loadsa other uses I would guess too.
lol I sympathise! Mine is trying to go dark brown. She particularly likes to grind it into her mane - for that reason my one essential item is my Oster Mane & Tail brush, nothing else with go through it!!
don't know whether it counts but sudocrem, it has to be the best thing in the world!!!!! if it doesn't count my second in command is my NAF mane and tail conditioner, brings all the knots out a treat!!!