Stinkbomb
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I was showing my miniature horse Inky in an open class but got placed last
the judge said "miniatures are like marmite ( as in you either like it or you dont ) and i dont like marmite" ..... WTF??????
I have a forest bred New Forest pony, she is branded with the letter B in a circle on her saddle area, she has been placed in hand at county level and Ponies UK numerous times so one would think she is a fairly reasonable example of the breed. I took her to a smaller show a few years ago, took her in in hand M+M large breeds...judge said to me that pony shouldn't be in this class...I'm thinking wtf...try to politely explain that although she is only 13.2hh and so can look like a bit of a tiddler stood next to an up to height Sec D or whatever she is in fact a reg New Forest pony which is a large breed...Judge says to me no thats not a New Forest pony thats a Welsh sec B, thats what that letter on her back means, I should know, I breed sec B's...errrm okaaaayyyy![]()
I offered to get her passport from the trailer to show him but he just wandered off muttering about Sec B's to himself...needless to say we were at the bottom of the line up
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Ive had mostly good comments during our first season. Most judges have been very helpful and polite even though he did headbut one of them...
I did have a judge place us last in a foreign breeds as he was too "floaty" ... he is an arab?
Oh yes and I overheard a little girl at a local show last weekend telling her mam that she liked an arab that was trotting around the warm up. The mother then told her not to be so silly, because arabs couldnt jump and are impossible to ride as they all buck and rear.
I often hear comments like that, mainly people saying "ooh he looks flighty" etc. He isnt honestly!
I am taking him XC next weekend, I wonder what comments we will get there since arabs cant jump![]()
Eriskays were originally classed as a type (or division) of the Highland Pony, so surely must be in M&M?
It was like he deliberately only looked at one side of the ring where the other competitors managed to get their horses going well. They were up to all sorts on the other three sides, which the judge chose to ignore. It was a novice class though! He had just judged a massive lightweight novice class so was maybe feeling a bit fraught though, but I thought he was terribly rude! What price do manners and consideration cost? I mainly do BSJA but this horse is such a handsome beast I thought I'd give it a go. I won't bother next year. And he is so "out of control" he has been placed at all 3 of his BSJA shows he's been to!
In a local small hunter class being told that my mare with perfect hocks had a massive curb, that I had put in too many plaits and being stood second to a horse that was bridle lame and wouldn't come out of trot in its' show.
Hi don't understand showing either! Took my 17.1hh grey gelding to a county show recently just to see how he would stand upto the "big boys".
Had been told that the gallop is really important in the show hunter classes so made sure I really kicked on and went faster then anyone else.
We were pulled second to last which surprised me as he had also done his best extended trot past the judge on the rein change ( we normally do dressage). When the judge came to rid he rudely asked me "how old?" - what the hell has that got to do with anything??
I told him he was 12 and a novice ( after all he has not done any showing) and he just stared at me. Anyway he got on and boy was my lad keen! He jogged across the arena and then went into a very bouncy canter - he slipped a few times as of course he is barefoot as we are usually in an arena. I know he is well balanced because my barefoot farrier told me so ( and he has been on a 3 day course), so if he was slipping it must have been down to the rider.
Anyway the judge came to gallop and I was so proud that my boy did not let me down! He went around 3 times in gallop and when the judges bowler shot off and landed on his bum he did not even buck! When the judge brought him back he rudely just threw the reins at me and said his brakes need sorting.
I had thought his brakes were rather good as when the judge pulled him up he stopped dead - so much so that the judge crashed into his neck he was so taken by surprise!
Anyway in the trot up I did as I was told and having been to a show clinic knew that you almost have to "run the judge down" so that they can see them straight on. Did this rather well but my boy dishes a bit and as we went past the judge ( who had quickly jumped out of the way) he caught him on his knee, so the judge did not see us trot away as he was bent over rubbing his knee. He did not ask me to go again which proves that he did not judge them all fairly.
Anyway obviously a well known professional won with lots of other producers all at the top of the line, just shows how bent showing is, they were all chatting to one another and to the judge when he was handing out the rosettes.
We were pulled last and as we were leaving the ring I asked the judge for a comment - "I would forget showing if I were you" - well I did not need telling that!
Last time in the ring for me!!!
Hi don't understand showing either! Took my 17.1hh grey gelding to a county show recently just to see how he would stand upto the "big boys".
Had been told that the gallop is really important in the show hunter classes so made sure I really kicked on and went faster then anyone else.
We were pulled second to last which surprised me as he had also done his best extended trot past the judge on the rein change ( we normally do dressage). When the judge came to rid he rudely asked me "how old?" - what the hell has that got to do with anything??
I told him he was 12 and a novice ( after all he has not done any showing) and he just stared at me. Anyway he got on and boy was my lad keen! He jogged across the arena and then went into a very bouncy canter - he slipped a few times as of course he is barefoot as we are usually in an arena. I know he is well balanced because my barefoot farrier told me so ( and he has been on a 3 day course), so if he was slipping it must have been down to the rider.
Anyway the judge came to gallop and I was so proud that my boy did not let me down! He went around 3 times in gallop and when the judges bowler shot off and landed on his bum he did not even buck! When the judge brought him back he rudely just threw the reins at me and said his brakes need sorting.
I had thought his brakes were rather good as when the judge pulled him up he stopped dead - so much so that the judge crashed into his neck he was so taken by surprise!
Anyway in the trot up I did as I was told and having been to a show clinic knew that you almost have to "run the judge down" so that they can see them straight on. Did this rather well but my boy dishes a bit and as we went past the judge ( who had quickly jumped out of the way) he caught him on his knee, so the judge did not see us trot away as he was bent over rubbing his knee. He did not ask me to go again which proves that he did not judge them all fairly.
Anyway obviously a well known professional won with lots of other producers all at the top of the line, just shows how bent showing is, they were all chatting to one another and to the judge when he was handing out the rosettes.
We were pulled last and as we were leaving the ring I asked the judge for a comment - "I would forget showing if I were you" - well I did not need telling that!
Last time in the ring for me!!!
After a very early start and with my daughter and her horse looking absolutely immaculate we set off for the local riding show. The horse did a beautiful show-piece and I was feeling so proud. My daughter got placed last. Why? Because the judge told her that she should have been wearing long brown boots to match her saddle and not black!
I don't take this showing lark at all seriously but my daughter was so upset. Last time we'll ever be going there.
I always thought that black boots were more correct when showing?? Humm...maybe i was wrong all this time..