What's the worst thing your dog has ever consumed?

My old wolf/collie/shepherd/3rd cousin twice removed x mutt dog ate half a plastered wall, half a plastic xmas tree, too many shoes to count, a telephone including cable, numerous pens, both arms off the sofa, pieces of carpet, lino, bathroom tiles, part of the garden gate, blankets, cushions, a baskerville muzzle, a speaker complete with wires, pieces of coat...........well actually you name it and he either chewed it or ate it for a few yrs, from the moment i took maternity leave he stopped chewing and eating stuff and never did it again, god rest his soul, he was indeed a character and protected my daughter with his life from the moment she entered the house.
 
We used to have a Springer who ate amongst other things:

Several packs of kiddies crayons (make for pretty poo)
Green play dough (not very pretty, but vividly coloured vomit)
A whole large tub of zinc & castor oil cream (very swollen ears)
Countless J Cloths (required pulling out the other end)
Nearly a whole large christmas pudding (smelly f*rts)

But the worst was a fishermans bait.......on the hook....... attached to a rod! Came running back to me with the rod bouncing behind him. How he survived I'll never know. The Vet gave us some gunky stuff to feed him & amazingly it came out the other end.
Same dog narrowly avoided drowning twice as well. Once in a frozen river & needed rescuing by me lying belly on the ice with a life belt round my middle & a bloke sitting on each leg on the riverbank & once swept out to sea by a current he managed to escape from about 1/2 mile away down the beach.
 
Spencer once ate 750grams of thorntons chocolate and an entire tub of tropical flake fish food, multi coloured poos for days, both where kept well out his way but he found them :rolleyes:
 
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