Where is Starzaan?

I have to say, even for Starzaan, she was a little odd. Maybe a tad too much morphine. I really hope she is ok, she cheers my day up no end! Bless her little cotton socks (which I bet have stripes and toes in them!)
 
Aww you squishy little lovelies!

I'm here I'm here... I rather over did it yesterday and the day before and ended up collapsing rather spectacularly and being frog marched (well, carried) back to hospital late last night...

I admit defeat, and now agree that I should just stay in bed and let the druggies do their work until I can stand up for more than three seconds without my legs going all pissed and jelloid!

The mechanic FINALLY came over to see me yesterday, and helped me do the ponies... which resulted in me falling asleep all high like on a feed bin, and him telling me off and making me sit down... so he's being a nice little pickle again (still no FF though. Poo.)

I'm very sorry I scared you all... I scared myself yesterday, and my lovely consultant may have whacked me with a copy of Horse and Hound....

Bloody sodding hounds are meeting here today, and I am forced to hang out of the window and watch them hunting the best country in the Cotswolds. Poo poo poo poo POO.





Maybe someone will bring me a sausage roll.....
 
It actually earned me a telling off for shrieking "ABUSE!" In the middle of Acute Care....


I do adore my consultant, but the nurse who has been tasked with "dealing" with me as he puts it, is one of the most fabulous people I've ever met! She has stuffed her ipod full of music that I like just in case I return yet again... and now only puts pink cannulas in my little armies, as I think the green and orange ones are ****, and no druggies can enjoy being associated with suck ridiculous colours.

My drug addict bruises (all over my arms and thighs - phitty) are looking a bit bonkers now... they all have a white strip through the middle! Apparently this is my veins making themselves known or a thing they poked or something... anyhoo, I look like a smackhead!
 
Oh Starzaan just do as you are told for a while. We don't want you all sickly and weak kneed and pathetic!! (Well you can go weak kneed for the FF) We need you better and strong and .. well.. Starzaan-ish again.

Stay in bed and look fragile and interesting in a sexy-sexy nightie that matches your pink cannulas. Now in nag mode.. the sooner you do as you are told the sooner you will return to us fighting fit and morag wafting all over the forum.

Whoever would have thought a hair dye could do so much damage!

Love and huggles to you xx
 
Ladyinred said:
Oh Starzaan just do as you are told for a while. We don't want you all sickly and weak kneed and pathetic!! (Well you can go weak kneed for the FF) We need you better and strong and .. well.. Starzaan-ish again.

Stay in bed and look fragile and interesting in a sexy-sexy nightie that matches your pink cannulas. Now in nag mode.. the sooner you do as you are told the sooner you will return to us fighting fit and morag wafting all over the forum.

Whoever would have thought a hair dye could do so much damage!

Love and huggles to you xx
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Well said LIR, couldn't have put it better myself. I don't think Starzaan is mad keen on being told what to do :) but hey ho.
It would be duller than a dull thing without our Starzaan.
 
Oh Starzaan, what are you like??! I had to ferk all the way through the flipping forum to find the welk/tomatohead thread and now I hear that you went all jelly-fied and *poof* off to acute care to be bashed with a H&H!
Can you not just pleeeeeeeese stay in bed and make us titter with your morphine induced ramblings instead of insisting on going outside and getting yourself into the aforementioned jelly-fied state!??!
I need your madness to keep me sane, you cant be doing this to me! Or I'll withdraw my madlesbianyness and be a sulky non-madlesbian instead
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I'm sat here on my computer listening to the BEE GEES at full blast as two of my dogs are petrified of fireworks, so going deaf rapidly. I love their music, but not when blood is comeing out of my ears. Starzaan needs strapping down till she's well, and where is her mother, why isn't she strapping her down or is she busy looking after horses and Great Dane pup and the rest of the pack??????
 
Starzaan i'm suprised your consultant hasn't "wrapped" you up in the coolest of fashion accessories to keep you still......a straight jacket!!!
Back to bed with you lady!
 
Because of the Bee GEES I didn't hear my timer go off,so we are going to have an over done homemade meat pie( it was the burning smell with the fire alarm going off that alerted me):o:o:o:o:o But a straight jacket is a very good idea.:p:p:p:p:p:p
 
I am going to say it........."I told you so!"
I TOLD you to go to bed and rest, but you didn't, and now it will be even longer before you can ride ;)
 
I MAY have had a tiny teeny little sit on my horsey this afternoon...who looked after me very well and was shockingly well behaved, even when I had a wobblefest and had to lie down on him for fear of keeling over..


But I am now very definitely back in bed, feeling all kinds of dreadful, eating biscuits shaped like STARS!

There's a cobweb on my ceiling that flutters around like my morags if I blow hard enough.... would anyone like to come and join the drug fuelled cobweb rave? It's very exciting...

You're all lovely.... and I'm a bit rubbish. I promise promise I'll try and stay in bed now.
 
HA! He's in Mexico so you can't have him!

Which is the ONLY reason that I'll be staying in my bed of pain for the next three weeks, hoping to turn into the woman of his dreams while he's away...

PAH. Woman of his dreams my tomatohead.

PS: If anyone nicks him I WILL cry.

a lot.


and nobody needs to see that!
 
starzaan can i ask what colour you were intending to dye your hair & what colour it turned out ?

Now start behaving, no more sitting on any horses untill mr nice consulant man says so okay ?

i will track FF down, have a bit of him for myself & then send the rest your way, can't have you having all of him now can we, it might make you a bit err..... dizzy, yes thats it all of him might make you a bit dizzy :D
 
But the bucket's empty as they've gone on strike you silly bat:mad::mad: and Daisydo you are a really naughty girl:cool::cool: And God have mercy on you, if Starzaan every catches up with you.:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
I don't like be mean to Starzaan day!

He makes me feel dizzy anyway, so that's fine - I can cope.


My hair WAS blonde, and is now brunette and I ADORE IT even though it nearly killed me.... apparently the chemical that I reacted to has been banned in several countries... and is only found in brunette, so BEWARE!!!

And now my darlings, I feel absolutely horrendous, and I'm going to try and sleep....


fat chance.
 
Listen up oh WobblyWibblyLeggedTomatoHeadedPinPricked One - if I can't ride a nedsome unitl February next year (and that will have been SIX MONTHS!!!), then you can behave yourself for a couple of weeks! :eek::p

Get your bottom in bed and leave it there, 'cos if you don't, I will come down there and superglue you to it! :mad::rolleyes::D
 
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