Where is Starzaan?

I am IN BED! I was feeling folorn and needed a cuddle from my Royston bear... he looked after me, I promise I won't ride again though as I did dizzy myself up to the max as a result....

And now you big madlesbiany meanies are going to steal the FF from me (even though he clearly doesn't want my tomatoheaded, smack addict armed self anyway) and I am even MORE FOLORN.


My name is misery....



















I'm going to watch more Masterchef and plot your demises....
 
ooh urm well thats reassuring, going brown on monday :eek:

Why dont you take some more of your happy pills, blow some more cobwebs & have a a cup of tea - makes everyhting better + gives me time to track down FF & loack him in the cupboard under mystairs & do wicked things to him :D
 
Oh Starzaan - you are awful, but we all looove you. At least your hair isn't grey (allegedly the new blonde) like mine!
Please do as you are told and imagine that the FF is standing over you (ahem) telling you exactly what to do and when.............lie back and.............
 
Hey what's with the grey.I've been going grey since I was 18 umpteen years ago and I must admit some silly ladies pay good money to have the same colour as me and I love my colour (genitic) and it isn't called grey but silver:D:D:D:D
 
Well I hope they aren't because I'm feeling very sorry for myself and if he were to go prancing off with someone else then I would be even MORE sorry for myself and would dye myself into oblivion.

THEN you'd be sorry!!!



If you're going brunette make sure they do two patch tests, in the same place, with 48 hours gap between them....



Poo in the extreme. I feel RUBBISH.
 
I am so relieved to hear I am not the only one who is "the new blonde" and has been so from a young age...

Starzaan hun. Take it easy or I WILL send the black one down to sit on you and force you into bed! He loves Somerset... :D :D He wont go all madlesbioney on you, Just madstallionfriesianesk... :D :D :D
 
I have just binned the four boxes of hair dye that have been sat in a cupboard for a few weeks whilst I ummed and aahed.

I am indeed going to go grey disgracefully.

Starzaan. Humongous hugs to you hunny.
 
Echo Bravo said:
In other words just plant himself on her back and pin her down in bed so yes would get some sort of sleep. But what does a Friesen weight????:confused::confused::confused::confused:
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Enough that she wouldn't be going very far for a while. :D But it is well padded and cuddly... He would let her go for "the necessaries" but not far enough to do herself damage. He loves people so would soon pin her down again... :D :D :D He could be her knight in black armour... :D :D :D

@ MrsM - thinking of joining you!!! Mind you mine is not the brand in question and I have been using it fo a while... Might have to change colour???
 
Must admit My hair is a silver grey and the hairdresser said He wouldn't think of colouring it as women have paid hundreds of pounds just to get the colour my hair is, just wish I'd known this years ago,wouldn't have wasted so much money:o:o:o:o:o:o
 
Crazyfriesian said:
Enough that she wouldn't be going very far for a while. :D But it is well padded and cuddly... He would let her go for "the necessaries" but not far enough to do herself damage. He loves people so would soon pin her down again... :D :D :D He could be her knight in black armour... :D :D :D

@ MrsM - thinking of joining you!!! Mind you mine is not the brand in question and I have been using it fo a while... Might have to change colour???
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I am indeed a coward...., but on the grounds that one TomatoHead, etc., on here is enough, I'll stick to m'silver streaks :D
 
Come on girls, just do it. Do you know how good it is to see yourself in Tesco's window your hair like a glorius beacon, so ok don't look at your face, wear tinted glasses.:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
Hey EchoBravo - brilliant!! - now Starzaan and Mrs. M can feel comfort in going "new blonde"...we are silver trail blazers, or could that be ash blonde...whatever...

Keep getting better Starzaan and in no time, the FF will be back from Mexico and....who knows??
 
So.

I come rushing back from a hectic days work, full of concern for our favourite invalid and what do I find?

Has she listened to all the words of wisdom that have told her to stay in bed and get well because we all love and need her?

Has she heck as like. She has been riding her pony!! If I were her mother (and I am old enough) I would be beating her with a sausage. Battering her even. A battered sausage she would get. Then I would tip her whelks down the toilet and flush the chain. No more self-pity for those who Do Not Do As They Are Told!! Then I would tie her to the bed, jelly-legs and all. Then I would find a DVD of '101 ways to cook an aubergine' and leave it to play on an endless loop of doom.

Riding her pony. Pah!! Be very glad you are not my daughter young lady!
 
Yeah! Let the silver gals go for it. Afterall, the more discerning amongst us feel rather partial to a mature (dishy) man with silver highlights, natural of course! Afterall, what did Ronald Regan ever do for us???? or Silvio Berlusconi (yak). Don't answer that - pleeeeease!

Anyway, Starzaan is MUCH too young to know who RR is/was and the thought of SB.....!?
 
Ladyinred:- When has Starzaan ever listened to one of us and me who got rid of the Katie Price pink dress with the thingies and the slinky black dress chicken feathers top and bottom. does she care NOOO!!!
Doris68:- I would tread very carefully when she's normal and as for the FF, I think she's semi daft over him. most probable find find he looks more like Norman Wisdom than Brad Pitt:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
Dearest silver vixens....

Please put your handbags away and stop coming at me like nuns... I am fragile and feak and weeble, and you must be all nice and squishy and not punch me in the head!

I've spent all evening having a little sleepy and being good and bed ridden (in the WORST possible way...minus the FF) and sadly I'm now as awake as THREE very awake things and can't go back to sleep...

I think that someone should really just grow a pair on my behalf and ask FF what he actually thinks of me... in a completely honest, Starzaan wants to make you soup and watch violent movies with you and then do casual face licking sort of a way.... Rizzy suggested making a banner, or customising a stable rug... but I think really I am happy not having any ballies, and one of you should do it for me.

You're all brave, and would word his rejection speech much more gently than he will, so really in the long run you're preventing me from sticking the morphine in my eyes and trying to pop my wellies!
 
Do farriers have their own forum? Farriers online perhaps What chaos could be caused by posting "Starzaan loves Ff" All the nerdy unfit farriers in the country would believe that their clients were secretly infatuated and there would be face licking and sausage waving and welly dancing not to mention morag wafting up and down the country and the fat controller would sit with us and eat popcorn
(My computer has run out of full stops today)
 
How do you pop wellies? It sounds like fun!
However morphine in the eye doesn't...

Don't worry about FF in mexico the hot South Americans are all in Brazil so he's 'safe' ;)

Take care and I hope you feel better soon! Rather than watching MasterChef again which must be SO depressing, why don't you have a DrWho marathon? I'd have thought that the psycadelic 'special' effects of the really old episodes would be entertaining on drugs ;P
And when you catch up with the new ones you can drool over David Tennant :) :)
 
I found my 1st grey hair a few weeks ago....meh! Never mind, after Starzaans experience dye is not touching my naturally dishwater-esque locks ever again!

Hey Starzaan...could you not just have cuddled your ponies leg or something instead of getting on him!!??

Oh, anyone got any idea's for tea? Im thinking chinese - too pooped to cook!! x
 
Ok well I love you all too again... but only a little bit... you did cut me deep with those horrendous threats!

I feel much better after a day of snuggling in bed being pumped full of more lovely druggies... I do apparently look like a particularly rough looking zombie woman.... think face as white as very expensive paper, enhanced by two rather fetching black eyes! Yum. Thank gawd FF is far away and not going to pop in for a sausage in the next three weeks...

MrsM, careful, or I'll take you up on that offer! It's VERY TEMPTING and I don't think I should make any decisions whilst I've got quite so much morphine in my little veins...
















I lost my slippers... this makes me sad...
 
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