WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

[Spudlet]

Do they always reserve their worst behaviour for in front of the boss? WHHHHYYYYYYY????????

I'm putting an advert on WedgeHedge as follows, what do you think:

Spaniel available to good / bad / indifferent or dog-icidal home. Would make fantastic hearth rug, pyjama case or hot water bottle cover. Prone to sudden deafness when confronted with horsepoo. Would consider swap for hot water bottle or extra-warm slippers.

 

[Cliqmo]

Lol. Love it

 

[BBH]

I'm sure my dog plays up to an audience. My friend came over on Sunday and he developed a smokers cough

was perfectly fine up until then.

 

[CSYMolly]

Years ago I was doing my practical training at a garden centre and I lived onsite. I adopted this jack russel x stray we found and everyone loved him except the owner who hated dogs! Toby would wait till we were having our team meeting to come rushing in covered in cow sh*t and jump up onto one of the bosses chairs! He also used to lurk round the tea garden begging food off of customers, eventually I was told he wasn't allowed working with me on the weekends! Looking back I got away with a lot as I don't think I even asked for permission to have him there he just sort of appeared!