Who is Jack Sh!t

[Digger123]

For some time many of us have been wondering who is Jack Sh!t ?
We found ourselves at a loss when someones says,'You don't know Jack Sh!t ?'
Thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Sh!t is the only son of Aagh sh!t who married Oh Sh!t, the owners of Knee Deep 'n 'Sh!t Inc. In turn Jack Sh!t married Noe Sh!t. The couple had 6 children : Holly Sh!t,Giva Sh!t, Fulla Sh!t, Bull Sh!t & the twins Deep Sh!t and Dip Sh!t.
Deep Sh!t married Dumb Sh!t, a high school drop out. After 15yrs Jack and Noe divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Sh!t Sherlock. Dip Sh!t married Lota Sh!t and had a rather nervous child named Chicken Sh!t. Fulla Sh!t and Giva Sh!t married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding. The newspapers invited everyone to the Sh!t-Happens wedding.Bull Sh!t travelled the world and returned home with an Italian bride. Pisa Sh!t
Easy Innit !

 

[M_G]

watch out for those easily offended button pushers you said the defecate word

 

[MontyandZoom]

Tee hee!!!

 

[QUICKFIRE]

You will be in the sh!t now, pmsl

 

[PaddyMonty]

Brilliant

Ooops wrong response...

I am deeply offended but I guess you couldn't givea .........

 

[Lollii]

But what was his horse called

 

[competitiondiva]

hehehe, very good but don't be surprised if this gets removed..... But thank you for the history and family tree of the S....t's

 

[Gingerbird]

LMAO!!!!! Fabulous!

 

[Digger123]

I'd be gutted if it got pulled took me ages to type ..............

ets I can't claim this as being mine I'm not that word clever !

 

[lochpearl]

LOL!! you've brightened up my day!!

 

[Silverspring]

Moderator notified! i can't believe you would use such language on a public forum, there could be children of a nervous disposition reading this!

 

[BFG]

Very funny and not at all offensive, but then i am not a sensitive sole....

 

[Digger123]

Hermangerman : Think it was called Little Sh!t

 

[Carsmore]

Thats funny! Sorry, thats the [****]!

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

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But what was his horse called

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That'll be Complete and Utter sh!t!!

 

[Gorgeous George]

PMSL - that is brilliant, livened up my day!

 

[yeeharider]

PMSL thats very clever

 

[Skippydo]

Tissues please someone, i just PMSL

 

[JanetGeorge]

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PMSL thats very clever

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Maybe - but it's WRONG!

THIS is Jack Sh!t

Admittedly, that's not the name on his passport (the IDHS GB are a bit lethal about naughty names!) but it's what he's called - particularly by Benny (the terrier) and the farrier!

 

[Echo Bravo]

Brightened up my day and from the looks of him he'll be a right Jack Sh*t in the show ring, lovely looking, should do well.

 

[MrsMozart]

roflmao