Who would like to ride my horse?

ausipaliboi said:
I would love to sit on your horse. I have a few requirements in order to do so however.

1. I require her to be in an enclosed environment
2. I require a minimum of 4 handlers on the ground (one either side of the shoulders and one either side of the rump)
3. As a back up precaution I require numerous super soft mattresses to be placed in a wide area around said horse in the event the 4 handlers fail to catch me :D
4. I don't actually want her to move, I am only interested in sitting still for a period of time that it would require to take a photo of me poking my tounge out at the camera.
5. I live in Cairns, Australia. Can you please send me the bus schedule to your place so that I don't get lost along the way.
6. If you are still reading this I will bring cookies for your ability to read through dribble
7. Okay I am done now I have run out of smart things to say.

Interested?!
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Sounds feesable ;) wrap up warm, its winter over here ;)
 
black_horse said:
Sounds feesable ;) wrap up warm, its winter over here ;)
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I have gone through my winter clothes and have come up with the following:

One pair of denim jeans, one pair of light denim riding pants, a long sleeve cotton jersey, a couple of light weight jackets and a really cute wooly fluffy thing that is kinda like a shawl.

Which one's should I wear?

All of them?????

Winter here at its coldest is usually about 8 deg cel. How cold does it get there?

Negative??? Negative what???? Ooooohhhhh :eek::eek::eek:

A one sided conversation is completely normal - what are you laughing at???
 
JTFD I think you may actually be my long-lost twin, as my vocals sound very similar :D

Not that I've ever been ballsy enough (or had much chance) to try x/c fences...
 
Lady La La said:
I have to say, I'd love to see PaddyMonty ride your horse - I suspect it would make lovely viewing, based on the rather impressive pics I've seen of him riding.
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:eek: Pictures can be very deceptive. :o
I normally cringe when I see pics / vids of me riding. :(
Riding in front of a potential owner for the first time I still find very embarrasing. Seem to spend the first 20 minutes or so waiting for them to politely (or not) ask me to get off. :(
 
PM - im sure thats not the case! I'd still love to see you ride Delicia at any rate :)

BH, When did that happen then, if you helped to back her & have owned her since a 3 year old? Did you make her whip shy, or someone else?
When am I allowed to come & ride her then? :)
 
mik said:
Oh I love the comment 'That's what Auntie ..........said... hilarious!
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Strictly speaking, that was my Dearest Mother :D

dafthoss said:
JFTD also has histerical laughter to add to her collection of noises when riding :D I know because I was the one she was laughing at :cool:
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black_horse said:
I love when JfTd goes '****' lol

@aussiboi yeah best wear all of them ;)
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Spudlet said:
JTFD I think you may actually be my long-lost twin, as my vocals sound very similar :D

Not that I've ever been ballsy enough (or had much chance) to try x/c fences...
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BoolavogueDC said:
JFTD your vocals are brilliant!! :D :D that's set me up for a fab day!
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Moomin1 said:
JFTD, I nearly pee'd myself hearing your vocals!!! :D
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Glad to have entertained you all :D

I bet if I posted this is CR, all I would get is criticism about my horrific riding and Fergie's ... "green-ness". But in NL, all I get is people laughing at me :cool: Good thing I'm not sensitive about such things :D :D :D
 
BH Ahh right, another inconsistency to add to the list then?
Also I remember you posting a picture of Dee competing as a 3 year old a while ago, you said you were cross that she had done too much too soon begore hou bought her. I would assume that had you really have been involved in her backing process that this wouldn't have happened...
Ive never seen any videos or pictures of her bucking, rearing or bolting, do you have any? I can imagine at 17 hands that would be very scary indeed. From the sounds of it you're certainly a braver rider than I am :)
 
Lady La La said:
BH Ahh right, another inconsistency to add to the list then?
Also I remember you posting a picture of Dee competing as a 3 year old a while ago, you said you were cross that she had done too much too soon begore hou bought her. I would assume that had you really have been involved in her backing process that this wouldn't have happened...
Ive never seen any videos or pictures of her bucking, rearing or bolting, do you have any? I can imagine at 17 hands that would be very scary indeed. From the sounds of it you're certainly a braver rider than I am :)
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i have a few pics of her, most people dont pic/film the naughty bits

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Bucking @ 3:50mins

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And a lil hissy fit today but she is getting better

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Yeah, saw one little buck in there, I'll decline the offer to ride then. I couldn't possibley ever have sat that. I would almost certainly have died :)
 
Do you have any video footage of Delicia being ridden in anything other than a double bridle BH? Or where the rider is riding from the bradoon rather than riding off the curb rein? I'd be interested to see how she goes. Genuinely :)
 
Am I missing something :confused:?

She seemed to show displeasure in one vid at being halted and tapped with the whip. I can't see anything else that would be worrying.
 
well BH i have to say i'm disappointed!!!! i was expecting some spectacular shapes to be thrown and some major mardy mare moments but my daughters old pony could throw worse wobblers than that:p All this time you been telling us what a spawn of satan Dee is and really she's a pussy cat, shame on you:p
 
Ibblebibble said:
well BH i have to say i'm disappointed!!!! i was expecting some spectacular shapes to be thrown and some major mardy mare moments but my daughters old pony could throw worse wobblers than that:p All this time you been telling us what a spawn of satan Dee is and really she's a pussy cat, shame on you:p
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All the good ones are never videoed/photographed. The last show I did on her was really quite a spectacular fail. So much so i ended up bursting into tears and my confidence is pretty much shot to shite. I asked the tog at the end did he at least get pictures and he said he put his camera down as he expected dee to fall back onto me and didnt want to capture that.
 
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