Who would like to ride my horse?

Ermmm - am I being thick here (please dont answer that!) but why is it (apparently) such a big deal to offer people a chance to sit on your horse? :confused:

Is your horse wild and unbroken?
Are you truly the only person capable of sitting on the nag?

What a very odd thread?:rolleyes:


its a p!ss take ;) and anyone can ride dee, given my consent that is ;)

Might i offer you a brownie?
 
@ JFTD - cobs cant go fast enough for you to fall off ;) Your argument is invalid :D

what a stupid thing to say :mad::mad::mad:








































it's the WELSH cobs that go fast enough for that ;) Jaw locked, p****** off across a field because..well...they want to!
I love your horse, love her piccies, but I have enough of a braincell not to accept your kind offer :D:D:D
Who are these moaners going on about some other thread ??!!
 
'Horsey people' like you really irritate me. It doesn't sound like your horse is particularly happy, and you are using anecdotes about her behaviour in order to inflate your 'status'. Pathetic if you ask me, I'd expect girls of about 13 to go on about their horses' sharpness and height but not adults.
 
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black_horse what happened to your other thread? Or shouldn't I ask.
 
'Horsey people' like you really irritate me. It doesn't sound like your horse is particularly happy, and you are using anecdotes about her behaviour in order to inflate your 'status'. Pathetic if you ask me, I'd expect girls of about 13 to go on about their horses' sharpness and height but not adults.

oo another bite!
this thread is a joke...made as something humorous (mainly i believe) by the OP... do I need to repeat slowly ?!
Oh and having a naughty horse doesn't make you 'big' or 'hard' Tash so where are you getting that from ??
 
'Horsey people' like you really irritate me. It doesn't sound like your horse is particularly happy, and you are using anecdotes about her behaviour in order to inflate your 'status'. Pathetic if you ask me, I'd expect girls of about 13 to go on about their horses' sharpness and height but not adults.

It's a joke
Heavens I hate horsey people with no sense of humor .
 
'Horsey people' like you really irritate me. It doesn't sound like your horse is particularly happy, and you are using anecdotes about her behaviour in order to inflate your 'status'. Pathetic if you ask me, I'd expect girls of about 13 to go on about their horses' sharpness and height but not adults.

excuse you???

My horse is happy, however she had a lot of **** happen to her as a youngster and i have spent a long long time trying to regain her trust and work with her. She is spirited yes, but i am teaching her to still be able to express herself (so she isnt shut down) but to be what i define as well behaved. Why not read a bit about her before you judge us?

You are pathetic, not i ;)
 
There is no need for you to repeat anything slowly. I know it doesn't make you big or hard, that is the point I was making. Some people like to think it makes them superior though, if only they can handle the said horse. As others have said on this thread, the OP is being rather attention-seeking.
 
'Horsey people' like you really irritate me. It doesn't sound like your horse is particularly happy, and you are using anecdotes about her behaviour in order to inflate your 'status'. Pathetic if you ask me, I'd expect girls of about 13 to go on about their horses' sharpness and height but not adults.

Being "horsey" is a very expensive pastime, I think we'll agree. But good manners come free of charge.
 
There is no need for you to repeat anything slowly. I know it doesn't make you big or hard, that is the point I was making. Some people like to think it makes them superior though, if only they can handle the said horse. As others have said on this thread, the OP is being rather attention-seeking.

If i am attention seeking, why are you replying and giving me said attention???
 
I have a sense of humour and a degree of intelligence, however it isn't limited to the somewhat insular world of equestrianism. Like I said; attention seeking.
 
BH do you mean other stuff before you owned her or since owning her?

Stuff that happened to her whilst on livery and i was in/out of hospital......note the scars on her legs etc, the fact she HATES male riders nowadays with a passion and can be funny about men in general.
 
BH, it might be a good idea to put a disclaimer on a thread that is tongue in hoof, I have now wasted approximately 15 seconds of my life that I will never get back, replying to this thread.
 
BH, it might be a good idea to put a disclaimer on a thread that is tongue in hoof, I have now wasted approximately 15 seconds of my life that I will never get back, replying to this thread.

Tongue in HOOF :eek: :eek: :eek:

Ewwwww You don't know where that's been :eek:


BH, it's the moustache which gives you away. The beard is a bit of a clue too, but...
 
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