Who's horse has the best name???!!

At my uni there were a couple of horses called BJ and Mr Poo (was spelt mr pu I think)! My farrier had 2 ex-racers called David and Jonathon.

I've had a mare called Jubilee who I always called Lovely Jubley, and a 17.2hh called Lanky
 
Last edited:
I have Mr.Dinks, Louis, Jimmy, Maddy, Jasper, Biscuit, Mayflower, Crumble, Gem, and Barney!
Barney's name on his passport is Conker Tom, which is his owners 3 kids names put together..Connor, Keiran, and Thomas! Hes an ex racer so it suites ;)

I ride a horse called Roger though...o.O

Have had many weird names!
Including ScrumpyJack and Scooby ;)
 
My girl is called Floppy, which used to give commentators lots of ammunition when she went out under her stable name - now she's established, she goes out under her passported name which is much more grown up!
 
30 (and the rest) years ago I had a cracking bay gelding called Useless, about the same time I also knew the only proper liver chestnut I have ever seen called Jumbo.

None of mine currently have anything but completely normal and boring names, with the exception of a big dun called Scamper who is a draft x and built like a brick outhouse. He doesn't flaming Scamper, he thunders, the ground shakes when he gets going.
 
My first exracer was called Iggle Piggle when I got him :eek:

I've also worked with an Andrew, a Moose, a Norman, and one real character called The Ponce :D
 
I currently have Gunner (Tradewinds Top Gun) my homebred three year old 16hh and known as GuPo or the babypony, and Ruaridh- or Ru- (Bellury Skywalker) also known as the gingernut.

I have had a welshie called Polly (perkax pollyanne), a Shetland called Moose, an ex racer called Ronnie (Another Daddodil) but I changed her stable name to Fenella, and my homebreds dam, originally called Nutmeg as we couldnt just call her the Nutter, changed over the years to Grotbag, the harmless witch from Simon and the witch (very old childrens programme!) but her show name was Sugar and Spice- lovely looking mare and just a bit quick! :)
 
I have a "Darach" who is routinely called "Daemon" which suits him.

I also have a dog, called Wolf, who looks more like a Fox, which is the name of my Land Rover, which bizarrely looks more like a car. Now I need to get a horse called Car and a dog called Horse to complete the circle :D
 
And we've had a Amy. We only called her that because she was such a cow when she arrived and at the time I didn't personally know any nice people called Amy. I do now though! I've owned a scribble too! And the yearling is named after a pair of sunglasses.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top