Why do people start stupid threads like 2 horses free to home........

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say free tack, free feed, free whatever... and not actually bother to state if they can jump, hack alone etc etc, I mean REALLY I think they can't jump as they didn't bother to jump out of the field, just danced and skidded!

Who would want them if they can't actually jump???
 
and why do people rant before doing a proper search.:mad::p
Vid of the moo pony jumping is easy to find.
Really, some people.

Do you know who I am?? I have owned horses for like 300 years and I am farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr too important to read more than 1 page of a thread, Really, some people!:mad:
 
say free tack, free feed, free whatever... and not actually bother to state if they can jump, hack alone etc etc, I mean REALLY I think they can't jump as they didn't bother to jump out of the field, just danced and skidded!

Who would want them if they can't actually jump???

OK - really laughing now!!! I think people will think I am going mad!!! The shrieking hogwart one does jump - has jumped the paddock rails from 18 months old. A little quirk we might say. Do you still want her?!! Might need to invest in some deer fencing but I am happy to uproot all of my new fencing to throw in the deal...... :D :D

PS I did think that seeing they were both free to 'a home' that being bombproof etc wasn't a concern! The dancing, skidding, squealing and shrieking is far more entertaining :) :)
 
OK - really laughing now!!! I think people will think I am going mad!!! The shrieking hogwart one does jump - has jumped the paddock rails from 18 months old. A little quirk we might say. Do you still want her?!! Might need to invest in some deer fencing but I am happy to uproot all of my new fencing to throw in the deal...... :D :D

PS I did think that seeing they were both free to 'a home' that being bombproof etc wasn't a concern! The dancing, skidding, squealing and shrieking is far more entertaining :) :)

Do you actually think I would want your horses now, after your little "friends" were rude to me! I mean, since when was 330 years old! You youth of today have no idea!!!!!!


RUDE:mad:
 
DD - I think I love you. Tis a Long time since I was refered to as Youth of today.
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Possible contenders for new TV show
Strictly Dancing and Skidding on Mud with MatchyMatchy.

surely all matchy matchy would be mud brown though...

No blingy sparkly spangly bits?

I do have visions of horses up and down the country practicing ther sliding stops with a "Ta Da!!!" finish and a flourish! I don't mind people scoring him for artisitc impression, but I do mind if he does it when I'm riding him and they give me marks for the dismount!

Unfair... :(
 
Just seen what I wrote!!! The patchy looking beast is now a mythical Harry Potter number!! I kept looking and realised that I now call warthogs hogwarts!!!

Most hilarious Tuesday I've had in a long time......

DD - I bow down and apologise for being rude and assuming that my two would be your ideal horses...... I must admit, I wish I was the youth of today as well. About to increase in vintage in less than 20 days..... Oh and I win as I will be 378 years old!!!!
 
Just seen what I wrote!!! The patchy looking beast is now a mythical Harry Potter number!! I kept looking and realised that I now call warthogs hogwarts!!!

Most hilarious Tuesday I've had in a long time......

DD - I bow down and apologise for being rude and assuming that my two would be your ideal horses...... I must admit, I wish I was the youth of today as well. About to increase in vintage in less than 20 days..... Oh and I win as I will be 378 years old!!!!

Geez you is well old!
 
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