tessybear
Well-Known Member
Within this report I hope to persuade you that foals are in fact scientifically diagnose as bad for your health. So if you have been thinking of having a foal ( not personally I hope... if so that's an entire different topic) think twice !!!
- Foals are known to rise the blood pressure, especially when you have spent ages wrapping electric tape round the base of your neighbours posh tree in their paddock they are kindly letting you borrow whilst yours is fertilised. Only to find said evil foal has devoured the tape and started unwrapping it and generally having a bloody good time causing havoc whilst her irritated mother stands out of the evil tapes way shouting at her. In this case study the human proceeded to put most of the tape back up and the foal then grabbed a mouthful and ran .. slowly said tape became tangled round the humans finger and the human developed turrets this is rare never before has medical history found a human to catch turrets. The foal then let the tape go before the human lots a digit and began bucking and farting oh so majestically.
- Foals are also known for trying to eat humans hands, the case study we looked at the young foal devoured a blue vets glove before taking off in trot the pinky finger hanging out of her gob like a middle finger to the humans. The human then managed to grab said foal, put her in a headlock and had to reach down the bottom of her throat to pull the glove out. On the way out the foal decided her had looked tasty and bit down again turrets was diagnosed. Following this incident the foal then repeatedly tried to eat a metal comb from the grooming kit but was intercepted by a small human who noticed the foal had the bristles from the comb poking through her rubbery lips
- Foals are known for escaping and do nothing for a human blood pressure, the foal in this case study decided to pop a 4ft stock fence from a trot when admittingly her stupid human took her mum the other side of the fence foal wouldnt wait for the milk bar and promptly decided to try her hooves as show jumping. ( she did clear the fence with ease though) The second great escape was over night when aid foal rubbed her massive oversized cob arse on the spring loaded gate and managed to open t before prancing down the neighbours driveway having a whale of a time sadly for her, her mothers dish like feet gave it away and the party was quickly supressed.
