why HHO has ruined my life, by BaileyPony.

Hi Bailey

Hang in their mate - my hoomin tried the muzzle thing too so I stopped talking to her! She didn't like that and took the lecter mask off!

I made her very miserable by not talking to her for two whole weeks - now I have a paddock with very short grass and I have to work hard to get enough to eat but at least I can nibble all day loong. I now have a lovely figure and greet my hoomin every time with big whinnies.

PS - You are very handsome

Luv Serenity Clydesdale xoxox
 
Well done to you sophiebailey for not going off in high dudgeon about the weight issue (IMO only slight :) ) Pass on my Sidney's sympathies as he too is under continual lockdown re his weight.

Joking apart, if more people would just wake up and smell the coffee re EMS and the knock-on, long-term and highly damaging effects of having an overweight horse for any length of time, accidentally or (unforgivably) deliberately, sows the seeds of what is essentially of equine type 2 diabetes. DON'T DO IT! A one-off exposure to excess grass is rarely the culprit, it's the final straw in a long history of overfeeding and beng overweight. Add in Cushing's and a hereditary factor and that's why laminitis is so prevalent now. Show rings, feed companies and a lack of real knowledge of how a horse ought to be maintained is what's to blame here.
 
Here is me demonstrating my anger by giving mum attitood. Humph.

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A face mask AND a pink polka dot rug? :eek: How is a 'young man about field' going to keep his standing with the ladies and other horses?! :D
 
I haven't told mum yet but I think I am a homosexshual pony. I spend lots of time kissing Ambrose. It feels right. The Gurlz spend too much time bossing me about and pulling faces at me. Ambrose accepts me for the annoying porker that I am :D
 
Mum doesn't let me wear my spotty raincoat anymore :-( now I can be naked and free but I do miss looking suave and fresh to death. I am a pathetic excuse for a cob and if I'm not allowed to wear my raincoat when it does lots of raining I protest by getting super bad tummy colics :D to teach mum for trying to harden me up and leaving me without my coat!! :D
 
Ha ha ha ha ha this is hilarious!
A couple of mine feel your pain Bailey, but I'm pretty sure two of the ladies are lesbians so maybe you could start an `international' homosexhual curvy (fatty) pony club?
 
This is so funny, the look on his face says he is so unimpressed at the moment, well done for the new diet, he is very gorgeous and has a bit of a JLO bum going on there, I'm sure it won't take long to slim him down as he doesn't look huge :)
 
Haha this is excellent! I have a horse with a Hannibal mask on who is retaliating against my efforts by eating the entirety of her straw bed when she comes to stand in during the day!
 
Oh baily I totally get you. Humans are just sooo stupid at times.

Recently I have moved house, at first thought she had sold me once and for all, after all she's threatened all the time!!!!

Anyway got out of trailer to see mum=relief


Then for put in paddock----v little grass but I didn't have to wear my Hannibal mask :) :)

However no grass in this field the Zappy fencing is too high for me to get over and the thick TB next door is laughing at me.

Also hooman is riding me a lot. We have been doing schooling out hacking---what's that about??????????????????? Hacking is to look at people's houses and people to tell me how pretty I am not schooling. Also I wasn't allowed to gallop up the big hill I had to do walk/trot transitions all the way up it, long and low. I ached after that!!!

Any way at least you get a rug!! I was ridden in the rain yesterday--thought I might actually die!! And then turned out-no rug!!!

What's RSPCA number??
 
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