numptynoelle
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And no roller blades to be seen either.... *shakes head sadly* :frown3:
Why so small?
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And no roller blades to be seen either.... *shakes head sadly* :frown3:
Mince Pie
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*Hangs head in shame*
Auslander
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I can't judge you for that ;-)
Auslander
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Get OUT!!!
doriangrey
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Just for you NN!
As for the VERYSERIOUSNOTATALLTONGUEINCHEEKORADIGATANYONE thread because they are cheeky little beggars and you always need your wits about you! And like Fransurrey I refuse to grow up!
The real question is: If you fell off him would you be able to remount from the ground?
*MoodyMare*
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I must admit, I think this is very unlikely!The real question is: If you fell off him would you be able to remount from the ground?
Auslander
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The real question is: If you fell off him would you be able to remount from the ground?
No- because he is an evil *****land, and they inevitably run away once they've humiliated you by planting you face down in the mud.
I am NOT speaking from experience.
WelshD
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You are just jealous OP
I can do a muck out and a days poo picking - one tub trug
I can do a muck out and a days poo picking - one tub trug
JFTDWS
+++ Out of Cheese Error +++
I bought a bonsai horse so he would fit into the cupboard under the stairs, obvs.
Auslander
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Not in the slightest...I like watching Carruthers toiling away clearing the 4ft high mound of elephant sized droppings that Alf produces every hour
*hic*
village idiot :D
ANd they then run over to where you have parked your best show hat by the gate (because of course you weren't going to fall off a shitland) and take a big bite out of it, ripping off the velvet.
Not that I am speaking from experience either
For nearly 30 years a shitland was the last thing I fell off:eek3:
WelshD
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Poor Carruthers 
TheLadyInBay
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I bought my 14.2hh pony as I'm 4'11 and I thought she was 16.2 as I couldn't see her back without straining. When I got home I realised I had been short changed (literally) and am now lumbered with an obstinate, overly good doer that is extremely hairy. 
CONNED I WAS
CONNED I WAS
Sussexbythesea
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My WB is 16.1hh - does that make him small or large or just boringly "medium sized"? Should I start another thread?
SatansLittleHelper
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My WB is 16.1hh - does that make him small or large or just boringly "medium sized"? Should I start another thread?
Medium sized...same as mine...feel all left out now
Auslander
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My WB is 16.1hh - does that make him small or large or just boringly "medium sized"? Should I start another thread?
Please do. He obviously couldn't be bothered to grow into a proper horse...
Auslander
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Medium sized...same as mine...feel all left out now
I think the phrase you are looking for is mid-range. The Tescos of the horse world
Gloi
Too little time, too much to read.
I think all horses are born with the same number of braincells but with a big horse they have to control all that body so they get spread out very thinly. That is why big horses are gormless and sh**lands and small ponies are such wily little b*ggers.
Auslander
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Wish someone would tell Alf he was supposed to be gormless because he's big. Blimmin thing is as sharp as tacks...
Gloi
Too little time, too much to read.
Yeah, but think what he'd be like then if he was 10 hands.
Auslander
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Sharp as tacks and too small for me...
Boysy
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Because the biggest surprises come in the smallest packages.......
Shantara
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If Cookie was 17hh...we'd all be his slaves by now and Shetlands would rule the earth.
ridefast
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That used to be the case with me, but since my little pony has been living with my big pony he has increased his poo size to match hers
Capriole
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I hate surprises. They are usually unwelcome. A bit like ponies
Auslander
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I hate surprises. They are usually unwelcome. A bit like ponies
Hear hear. I had a visitor yesterday who wanted to meet my new companion horse. She was most surprised to find out that he is 16.1 - thought he'd be a tiny pony, as his job is to be a companion. I don't want a tiny pony -far more hassle than a sweet old horse who doesn't cause a moment trouble.
Fransurrey
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bonsai horse! Brilliant!!!
dafthoss
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Who doesn't want the joy of being dumped in spectacular style in front of an audience off a tiny little pony?!
Eta that survey not provide you with enough entertainment?
Eta that survey not provide you with enough entertainment?
Mince Pie
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Who doesn't want the joy of being dumped in spectacular style in front of an audience off a tiny little pony?!
Eta that survey not provide you with enough entertainment?
Agreed! The only broken bone I've ever had (bearing in mind I used to ski/snowboard/ride racehorses/eventers) was sustained by being bronced off a 12.2
bramblesmum
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I only have littleuns
Tommy is 14.1hh and at the minute the biggest of our Crewe I also have a 13.3 and 13.2 and a traddy 2yr old to make 14.2hh. I owned my 13.2hh since I was 17 and cannot part with her she's cheap to feed doesn't need shoes or masses of rugs so that's why I stuck with natives and cobs I do have a soft spot for tbs and will have one again but for now my ponies suit me
Tommy is 14.1hh and at the minute the biggest of our Crewe I also have a 13.3 and 13.2 and a traddy 2yr old to make 14.2hh. I owned my 13.2hh since I was 17 and cannot part with her she's cheap to feed doesn't need shoes or masses of rugs so that's why I stuck with natives and cobs I do have a soft spot for tbs and will have one again but for now my ponies suit me