Woooo hooooo Cala come back! I have hijacked

[FestiveSpirit]

poor Horse Crazy's post and have a question for you

 

[Spudlet]

Yes come back, I've unblocked you and everything

 

[FestiveSpirit]

She's never bl**dy here when you need her you know... just floats into the forum like Lady Muck, throws her opinions around, then floats off... its not good enough

 

[Spudlet]

It's true you know.... and she's a big bully too, did I mention that?

Watch out if you annoy her though she'll throw her mobile phone at you - I think she may be Naomi Campbell in heavy disguise...

 

[FestiveSpirit]

God yeah I have heard that before... bullying nasty person... the mobile phone bit doesnt surprise me at all

I have secret ammunition mind you

She wouldnt dare throw it at me

 

[Horseyscot]

She's probably away changing her Tena Lady, don't worry, she'll appear, just like bad pennies always do.........

 

[FestiveSpirit]

Ssssshhhh she is here! Quick, I am going to hide in the cupboard under the stairs now, before she sees me....

.... she is the mother from Psycho really

Hmmm perhaps that might be a little extreme there

 

[Spudlet]

Nope sounds about right, budge up in that cupboard quick!

 

[kirstyhen]

Well she doesn't scare me... not one little bit... oh god, she's behind me isn't she

 

[FestiveSpirit]

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Well she doesn't scare me... not one little bit... oh god, she's behind me isn't she

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Yes - thats her with the ski mask, just like on Halloween

 

[Spudlet]

Better hide in Splotchy's cupboard!











































That sounds more wrong than I had intended....

 

[FestiveSpirit]

PMSL

So we have a small cupboard, with a shelf along one side for us to sit on...

so far there is me, Flick, Islay, hanandhen, Henry, Henmeister. Otto.......

And after all this, Cala has disapeared again

 

[Spudlet]

Nooooo - that just what she wants us to think, she is lurking outside the cupboard with an axe!

 

[CorvusCorax]

I was wondering where she had gone....

 

[FestiveSpirit]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Sorry, thought I heard something then

 

[CAYLA]

You cheeky little bitches

(was wondering how this thread was totting up the numbers)

Im actually booked for anger managemnet at the request of OH, so there will be no more mobile phone breaking or indeed the back window of the van

freshly done yesterday

why do I always smash the expensive things

I have been gone a while and I come back to this

what a bunch of cows

I will show my anger management councillor person this thread, and he will understand where im coming from

 

[CorvusCorax]

Commere. Have a hug. And I'll put the kettle on and we will all have a nice cup of tea

 

[FestiveSpirit]

But we love you Cala

Show your anger management person that too

We wouldnt know what to do without you

 

[CorvusCorax]

Oh and if anyone wants to hide...step into my bin

 

[FestiveSpirit]

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Oh and if anyone wants to hide...step into my bin

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This thread is getting like one of those horror movies

You run screaming from one room into the next room.... and bump into the next psychotic flesh eating zombie monster instead

I'm going to bed soon, I'm frightened

 

[kirstyhen]

Like I said, I'm not scared of you Cala (see, I even refuse to use your proper username

) I know you're a big soft get really

 

[Spudlet]

It was that Splotchy she made me do it

I daren't express an opinion different from the majority on this forum anymore, independent thought is not to be encouraged around here!

Have another hug, and a biccie to go with your cuppa

 

[CorvusCorax]

I'm not a monster. I just keep a pet spider in my pants and have a massive bin

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Cala - come back!! I have a nice stinky, slightly damp spangle who wants to give you a cuddle......

 

[CAYLA]

[ QUOTE ]
It was that Splotchy she made me do it

I daren't express an opinion different from the majority on this forum anymore, independent thought is not to be encouraged around here!

Have another hug, and a biccie to go with your cuppa

[/ QUOTE ]

Why.....what happened when u expressed your opinion

show me the post

 

[CAYLA]

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I'm not a monster. I just keep a pet spider in my pants and have a massive bin

[/ QUOTE ]

Let me see that spider in ya pants....that might calm me down

 

[CAYLA]

[ QUOTE ]
Cala - come back!! I have a nice stinky, slightly damp spangle who wants to give you a cuddle......

[/ QUOTE ]

Good animals tend to calm my temper

 

[CorvusCorax]

Shhhhhh.....look at the spider......

 

[FestiveSpirit]

[ QUOTE ]
It was that Splotchy she made me do it

I daren't express an opinion different from the majority on this forum anymore, independent thought is not to be encouraged around here!

Have another hug, and a biccie to go with your cuppa

[/ QUOTE ]

You little sneak

I tootle off to New Lounge to wind people up about rugging at night, then I come back here and you are dobbing me in to the scarey one

Didnt make you do anything SO THERE

 

[CAYLA]

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Like I said, I'm not scared of you Cala (see, I even refuse to use your proper username

) I know you're a big soft get really

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You will call me CAILA....u call slotchy......splotchy

Lol.......slotchy