Wording for products that makes you smile

[Snow Falcon]

This wording made me chuckle earlier. I'm looking for another fencing unit and came across this.

"Ideal strip grazer and very handy for small paddocks, although best use on 12v for rugged horses and Shetlands"

 

[Cowpony]

My favourite is a supplement which provides a 20mg scoop, tells me to measure 16mg for my horse's weight, and then says "Do not exceed stated dose". Really??!!

 

[ycbm]

I once saw an advert for a Refurbished Baby Unit.
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[Rowreach]

I have a new hot water bottle, one of those long thin ones, which came with detailed filling instructions ending with Please Use Common Sense!! Quite.

 

[humblepie]

Adverts that say along the lines of ‘due to unprecedented demand we are reducing the price of’. No I think it’s because you can’t sell at the first price.

 

[Lady Jane]

This wording made me chuckle earlier. I'm looking for another fencing unit and came across this.

"Ideal strip grazer and very handy for small paddocks, although best use on 12v for rugged horses and Shetlands"

Inother words doesn't pack that much power. Love the mention of shetlands!

 

[Lady Jane]

I once saw an advert for a Refurbished Baby Unit.
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They cleaned it?