Worst names (horses)!

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Ok, bored watching x-factor!! Was just looking at several old threads regarding horses names. What are the worst names you have come across for horses?

Just to get you started, my mum's lovely grey horse is called Hattie
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, her passport name however is... 'Virgin on the Ridiculous'
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!!!! and in her younger days she BE'd and BSJA's under this name...the commentator must have loved that one!
 
All the horses I viewed had some interesting names
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1. Andy.
2. Grause.
3. Jewel.
4. Divine.
5. Gabi (not that bad
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6. Some French one beginning with D.
7. Sultan.
8. Scooby

9. The one I bought....Mr Crystal
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Promptly changed that
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Well, my horse has a name that not everyone agrees with, but it suits her
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'The Dizzy Blonde'
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She's chestnut, with a flaxen mane and tail
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The 'Dizzy' bit comes from the fact that she spins with me on her, making me dizzy lol.
 
Ive got a
Gimley, apparently someone said theirs a character in lord of the rings called Gimley
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Bear
Norman
Shenkyn
Mr Dinks
Duke
Adante


My friends ex racing mare is called Baldhu Bendy!
 
'Tropical Fish Are Cheaper' - show pony in the States when I was a kid...guessing it was named by the kids Dad.

Also groomed for a warmblood called Desmond, but i thought that was kind of charming!
 
My friend had a horse called "Ian" - who on earth decided to name it that?!!

Another friend has a "Pongo" - I think thats quite good actually!
 
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I know of quite a few horses called Dave
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DAVE!!!! Brilliant!!!!

My old mare was 'Nelly' to the lady that had her before me. Thankfully she changed it to Ellie, which is much prettier and less of an insult to a (then) rather overweight mare!
 
At one yard I went to their was a horse called Ugly! Or Ug for short, still seemed very cruel whoever named him!
Theres a horse called Dickie at the yard I work at, always makes me giggle childishly
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my horses have been...

Stormy - welsh B
Nelly - welsh b
Prayer aka Nanny - connie x
Holly - trakkener x
Secret - bit of something bless her
Wendy - TB
Schweppes - not sure of her breed - was in riding school.
I knew of a lil sec a called Norman...

I bet my new one will have a silly name it's bound to
 
Friend of mine used to ride a horse called My Husband's Overdraft (which was honest!)

Know horses called
Rodney
Colin
Steve
Turnip
Mr Frosty
Geoffrey

Got one called Jim and a very Irish horse called Toby
 
i used to ride an ex Grade A showjumper called Colin.
one of my mares has an awful name - my friends mum named her at birth - called her Ebony Star (cos she was jet black and had a star) - very inspiring and original lol. great thing is shes light dappled grey now! i still wind her up all the time that she isnt allowed to name any other horse ever.
 
At our riding school we have a fred and a kevin ,we also have a beauty who is possibly the most ugly and badly put together horse you will ever see (but we love her
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) We have a sec a who was called wendy but is now called pebbles. I used to have a cob called charlie cheapskate
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and an ex racer called q . Current horse is called Dylan which I quite like but his racing name was Hermitage Court which is the name of one of his old owners office developments poor chap
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