Worst passport names?

haha Wowzers, when I was in the local paper for a show they put my horses name down as Abba LadyBoy!! It was Abberlady Bay!! How can you get that wrong!!

A girl I go hunting with has a horse named, Sweet F A haha!!

My ISHY came un named but the lady who bought her from Ireland nicknamed her " Disco Stick" So when I ride into the arena they can say, " here we have Stephanie riding Disco Stick" ;) haha!!
 
these are great lmao i love these threads :p who actually thinks of these names haha ... my tbs is pretty plain tbh "Grey Adventure" probs because hes grey :rolleyes: its rather boring ... or is it trying to tell me something!!!
 
Cocaine Joke... That just used to turn into "and this is Lynda King on Cocaine..... Joke."

I also have "Perfect Gentleman" and "Baby Daly" which are a bit sickening.

Funniest one I have to pronounce was Champagne Chatahoochee.. which I still remember a commentator announcing as Champagne Chatter-choo-choo-chooey!
 
My friend's coloured gypsy mare is registered as "Page 3 Girl" (she's Poppy at home) ... it suits her, she's a show-offy little tart lol :P
 
Our grey Dutch Warmblood was originally Sunshine - stupid name for a grey that was iron grey when we first had her but is now growing whiter each year - As she is Dutch we are going to use Zonneschijn as that is the translation
 
We bought a small hunter called Chuckles - we had assumed that this was just a stable name but he was passported under this name. He competed at HOYS under this name with all the other horses having wonderful names being announced as "Chuckles". It really didn't suit a HOYS show horse!!! We called him Chuck at home, which was a little more stylish.
 
Just remembered that when we went to see our mare I asked what her name was and was told Up to You - so I reply that's good we can call her what we want - No I was told Up to You is the horses name. Did I feel stupid or what!! Actually turns out Up to You wasn't the mare's name, the seller had the wrong passport which is a whole new story - too long and boring unless anyone really wants to know.
 
We have a pony called Bangin. Hmmm..! We also have a mare called Seediena which is awful!! Rouchette Douche also!
 
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