Wot Bear did!

[Native Speaker]

Weeeeel, I woz sittin' in de gaaarden dis afternoooon, jus' like dis.......

......an' I fort I'd hav a plaaayyy wiv my caaaaannnn. Why? 'Coz I caaaaan, das why!

Den I fort I'd giv it a biiit of a shaaaake.......

.......an' den a biiiiiit of a chomp......

Den I had a romp wiv Febe (Mum sez it'z ritten liiiiiike Phoebe) an' her leeeetl girlie Zeniaaaaa (Mum sez dat's ritten liiike Xenia - I iz proper confuuuused naaaaaw!). Dey liiive nex dooor an' com tooo plaay mos daze, but Mum put de kamra awaaaay by den!
Wen dey went home, I wuz soooooo pooooooped de poooooped, I went in de haus an' did dis!

Fuunnnny ding how Mum foooound de kamra agen!
'Ow wuz yor daaayy?

 

[Spudlet]

'Ello Bear. Mi mumee haz bin doin' sewin' all dayz. I fink dat mean she stickz a needle in 'er fingerz, den she sez 'Fugfugfugfug' lotz an lotz'

We went to der woodz too, but she didn't take any pikchoors

 

[CorvusCorax]

Hiya, my proper name iz Joe Black but I also iz called Brat, Land Shark and Geeee-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Today I barked at da big dog, right in his face HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Then da small angry one put me in the blue moving fing and we went to the stoopid green place and she made me walk beside her and made the clicky sound and shoved food in my gob.
There was another big grey dog like da big dog at home so I barked in his face too HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Then I came home and dug some nice holes.
Now I am in watching telly. Stoopid small angry mum bought me a new yellow fing to bite (my mouf is well sore and bloody and the white sharp fings are falling out and I iz getting new ones, wish they would hurry up) but she is stoopid as I like the old yellow manky fing so I am chewing on the blue square chewy fings instead.
Da small angry one calls em 'cushuns' but they iz actually my chew toys.

Laters!

 

[Toffee44]

Woods. Pheasant. Sniff sniff. Tried running from brat, didn't work. Sniff pheasant. Squirral. Pheasant. Pheasant. 3 horses galloped at me! Huge feet, hairy feet. Brat ran up to them. Mum walked off. She wants me to find pheasanrs. Keeps blowing stupid whistle when phesant flies. Sit biscuit. Pheasant sniff. Pheasant sniff. Pheasant fly. Whistle sit treat. **** off brat. Car. Home. Food. Sleep. Teal.


Well ya neva guess that bro of mine runs round and round and round. Gets biscuits from mum. So totally show I no what I is doing. Oooooh butterfly Chase Chase Chase. Oh long grass tickle me tummy (run in crazy circles). Oh big orange thing Oinks, wants too play. Wwee. Dad said no. BORING. Ohh three giants with fkuffy feet, Chase me Chase me. Dad said no. Oh bro chase me chase me. Bro said **** off. Ooooh what's this ? can I eat it? (milk bottle) better show mum!

Now home.

Look mum shoe! Look mum rubbish! look mum toy (from garden its raining). I am boss (sits on Wills head). Look mum cushion. Sniff sniff bread crumbs. Sniff sniff not sure tastes ok. Spider chase. New trick mum says blah blah down. I laydown get treat. Go me. Down treat down treat. Dylan



House to my self bliss. Mmmmm Mums bed. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Will.

 

[Toffee44]

Ooh black Joe try big dog collar. Ate wills, helped a bit. Carpet works bestest. Dylan.

 

[Native Speaker]

'Ello Bear. Mi mumee haz bin doin' sewin' all dayz. I fink dat mean she stickz a needle in 'er fingerz, den she sez 'Fugfugfugfug' lotz an lotz'

We went to der woodz too, but she didn't take any pikchoors

Aaawww, 'enreee! (You iz 'enreee, 'ent ya?!) Did sheee leeeek runneeee red stuf wen shee stab 'erself? Tell 'er shee shold lik it better - das wot I dooooo wen I leek da red stuf........

An' Joe Black! Yu iz on de rite road wiv da teefies - I did dis last year and me Mum kept some dad I didn't swalla. She keeepz dem in a rapped tizzu in 'er posh watch box. Dunno wot dat iz, but is souuunnds OK, I fink.

Dylan - yu duz a lot a sniffin'! But yu 'ad a gooooood time, rite?!

 

[lexiedhb]

ughhhhhhhh mines muther has decided that Iz can carries my own stuffs around- altho Iz didnt want any fuggin tins of beans- sumfing to do with makin me tired or summat? who's wants to be tired whens there is good stuffs to do- like chaszin small fings- or bone nomming- thankfully Nanma came with urget pigs trotter supplies, and i nommed one at record pace- no laffins at mine backpack is it

Notice my friend Max dosent have to blumming wear one- he hads a nice mum

 

[littlemisslauren]

Wow Bear u iz very prettiez, u luk juz like meee! All da humins tells me I am prettiez all da time, so u must be too! My small humin is soooooo mean, she stoleded my waterycan away she sed sumfing about breaking fings and sending me away? She is a weird humin I fink because the big humin lets me play wif everyfing, all da other humin I meets say dat i iz a very clever girl when I brings dem stuff I find. Da small humin just takes fings away

Small humin just told mee we iz going to my friend Mollys house, I loves it there... they have millionz of birdz and bunniezzz today I will try my hardest to catch one!

Luvss Betsy

 

[Native Speaker]

ughhhhhhhh mines muther has decided that Iz can carries my own stuffs around- altho Iz didnt want any fuggin tins of beans- sumfing to do with makin me tired or summat? who's wants to be tired whens there is good stuffs to do- like chaszin small fings- or bone nomming- thankfully Nanma came with urget pigs trotter supplies, and i nommed one at record pace- no laffins at mine backpack is it

Notice my friend Max dosent have to blumming wear one- he hads a nice mum

Uh oh! Dat bakpak iz deffo nooooo laffin matter........ I fink yu shood go an' live wiv Max - hees mummeee soundz like a nice laydee! But mebee if yu go to liv wiv Max, yu get no more piggies trotterz? Yu gotta decide!

An' Leetel Prinzess Beeeeeee! I hop yu don mind me playin wiv Febe an' Zenia! I promize I will be a gud boy an' not do nuffink norty!

 

[lexiedhb]

Jeah, his mum useded to walks me when I hads to stay in pants kennelz when I didnt haz a mumz at allz- she am well nice, although she didz lends my mumz the backpack in the firstest place.

Gotta cope wiv diz backback for demz pigglies feets- lovez em so much nom nom nom