Xmas wish list - you have the power!

[madmav]

Calling all you Santas out there:

1 Give me the ability to ride a horse beautifully and without falling off it when I jump (i.e. stop sitting so blooming forwards)

2 A dream horse to buy for an equally dreamy cheap price

3 Cheap as chips livery yard near me with fab riding

4 Time to ride it

5 Teenage children who are nice to me (I know, this one is silly)

 

[piebaldsparkle]

1) My own place with room for a pony or two!!!! Excellent grazing with good drainage and even better hacking. Ideally an indoor school, outdoor school, lunging ring and gallop track............Too much to ask????

 

[MadMacher]

Nice people at livery yard.
or better still a place of my own.

My horse not to spook at his own shadow

To rebuild my confidence in myself and riding

 

[Pedantic]

Make it legal to carry a shotgun when riding, then when some pillock drives past me too fast in his stipid car I can blast his back window out and shout, thank you for slowing down and your consideration, twat.

Oh you meant xmas wise, sorry, right

1. My own land with enough money to horse around with and have a lost doggy home.

2.nice black suede Torsion treeless complete with proper numnah girth and fenders.

3. Horse lorry with everything, including plasma tv and drinks machine full of hot chocolate, condom machine just in case in I got lucky

 

[Stacie_and_Jed]

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3. Horse lorry with everything, including plasma tv and drinks machine full of hot chocolate, condom machine just in case in I got lucky

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Im with you on this one!!!

Also i would like:
1. To be able to ride and have my horse move to grand prix level dressage.
2. A place of my own with loads of land and enough money to take in neglected or unwanted horses!
3. And a B/F thats as good looking and loves me as much as my horse!!!