Yard nicknames!

after a spate of horsey gratuitous vandalism or some such, the horses do not have names - just are collectively called 'Them'
 
Connie gets called either podger (she loves her food!) or bitchbag depending on how she is behaving at the time lol
 
I called my first horse Saggy, she was quite a tart, so the amount of times her knickers went up and down they would've been saggy knickers, another livery called her Baggy Draws.

Another horse was called Cheesecake, but I called him Fruit Bat, friends called him Ding Bat and Cricket Bat.

My current horse is Louie, but he is referred to as The **** or my husband calls him Knobhead. Love him :D
 
Bella's most enduring nickname is Bellzilla and Basil has been called Basilicious and Basil Bogbrush
 
My Welsh D is Moo because Marleymoo sounds quite cute and he's a silly little Moo at times

My Oldenburg was Dumbo but is now just Ears as her ears are MAHOOsive but she's not that dumb :p
 
My haflinger is called Chuckie, but I always call him *Chuckle Bugs*
Murphy for some reason I call him *Scurphy Murphy* although he not scurphy at all lol & my Denzel is known as the *Hooligan* :p
 
My old Tb was called Lester but got called nit na dont ask why dont know my shire was called noo so id shout nit na noo down the field and they'd run head first to me. Since I lost both of them my clydesdale is called Foxbar or labrador as he runs sideways with his tongue hanging out and my "sweet wonderful" 13'2 chestnut pony is called Brandy but get called *******er pony cause he's a s*** but so funny with it with my mums arm in his mouth
 
After I had been at my yard a year or so my YO told me that, at first, she had nicknamed my horse Stanley-Thug. I can understand why, but he was a sweetie in my eyes.
 
Olivia is called:

Olive
Pog-a-log
Pogface

My nicknames for her change all the time - at the moment she gets called 'StinkyPoo'
 
We've got Ickel Pickel - Nickel, Milly-B**** cos she is, Boggy, a big Irish horse that looks a bit Duh, Nob-Nose was called Nob Head but has since he mutilated himself on a trigger clip, Baked Bean - a ginger Arab and a Sick Note.
 
"colic-pony" or "ulcer-girl"

pretty self explanatory....!!

I know colics not a funny subject at all....but when you recieve a £4700 bill i need to laugh else i will cry....nothing i can do about it so may as well turn it around (?!)


Her other nicknames are not really printable... :D
 
Bailey will answer to.. Bailey Bum. Fat man. Or pudding ;)

- Laddie will answer to Hippo. Or pudding too ;)

And all the boys will come if you should shift your butts :D:D
 
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