Yard slave...

[Hardworker]

Does anyone in or around the Glasgow area have any requirment for a yard "slave".

I would be prepared to come to your stables and perform 12 hours of unpaid hard work every weekend.

I would work hard a diligently performing any chores you require with no complaints whatsoever.

Feel free to treat me as your slave!

 

[henryhorn]

Why do I get the feeling you are a bloke, possibly wearing a pinny and black stockings and suspenders with a feather duster in your hand ?

 

[Hardworker]

Lol - yes I am a bloke - but no pinny or stockings!
I just have a passion for working my backside off for the benefit of others!

 

[Box_Of_Frogs]

Hardworker, I understand there's quite a good rail link between Glasgow and S Wales. If you're prepared to travel, I bagsy your services. Can provide coffee and cream cakes x

 

[mainpower]

How long would it take you to get to NW Kent.....

 

[wonkey_donkey]

Are you a pervert or a weirdo??

 

[PerdixPerdix]

are you a pervert or a weirdo??

rofpmsl...

 

[irish_only]

Me, me. Derbyshire

 

[royal]

Are you a pervert or a weirdo??

I'm not bothered which....could you get yerself to Notts and come and do my ironing (btw, its not a pile, it fills a small bedroom!)....

Actually...thinking about it, you do sound a bit like one of those slaves that dominatrix have on a collar and lead!!!!!

 

[Hardworker]

Are you a pervert or a weirdo??

Pervert - a little bit maybe...
Weirdo - how exactly do you define weirdo? What is normal for one person can be weird for another.

 

[gonebananas]

oooooo come to lovely west yorks, could do with a yard slave/pervert rather boring on my own

 

[ElvisandTilly]

Gonebananas - Is that you Tasiah?!

 

[s4sugar]

I think the OP has found a new business opportunity!

 

[gonebananas]

Gonebananas - Is that you Tasiah?!

Yes it is hi sharon

 

[xBumblebeex]

Ha Ha lol!! Made me chuckle! I wouldn't mind a slave for the weekend!

 

[frb]

WTF

 

[SonnysHumanSlave]

Come to Suffolk! lol

 

[miss-kip]

I'm just outside Glasgow. Decent paid workers are hard enough to find and you want to give up your weekends for free? Are you mad?!

 

[Rowreach]

Nudge's wife might be interested in you [see Hunting Forum]

 

[Hardworker]

Is anyone interested in the services of a yard slave?

Does anyone in or around the Glasgow area have any requirment for a yard "slave".

I would be prepared to come to your stables and perform 12 hours of unpaid hard work every weekend.

I would work hard a diligently performing any chores you require with no complaints whatsoever.

Feel free to treat me as your slave!

 

[scotia2k7]

...PMS - best giggle Ive had in ages! Do think you might be looking in the wrong forum though Hardworker - tell me, can you be left completely unsupervised from the minute you arrive to the minute you leave? - or do you require more of an audience?

LOL - oh, & can you iron?
scotia

 

[Hardworker]

Yes - can work totally unsupervised - no audience necessary!
And yes to the ironing!

...PMS - best giggle Ive had in ages! Do think you might be looking in the wrong forum though Hardworker - tell me, can you be left completely unsupervised from the minute you arrive to the minute you leave? - or do you require more of an audience?

LOL - oh, & can you iron?
scotia

 

[Chestnuttymare]

well i am reasonably close to you, not sure if I could fine enough work at my yard for 12 hours but there is always a bit ironing, vacuuming, washing etc to be done at the house.
Is this a free service and are you Glaswegian? lol

 

[Hardworker]

Does anyone in Scotland need the services of a hard working yard slave?

 

[ofcourseyoucan]

this is the night of the trolls! do not feed.....