You didn't just kiss that dirty, stinking horse?!

I made the mistake of showing the BF that mine could "give a kiss" - Ha! his face was a picture :) he said he didn't realise that kind of thing went on at the stables! Little does he know ;)
:D We need a gallery of the looks people give us :D

This is the best thread ever! Following on from quaver picking I thought it best to google cleaning a mare's flower seeing as I've only ever had geldings and Rosa arrives on Saturday (2 more sleeps!) I took a screenshot of my search results for "cleaning a mare's vulva" and sent it in a text to my best friend, needless to say I haven't heard from her since!!!
Maybe she's offended you didn't invite her to join in the clean up operation :D :D

I took my partner's daughter to the yard and we set to mucking out the stable. I gave her a pair of latex gloves to pick up the poos and she said "Urgh, this one is still warm". How I chuckled at her abject horror!

...laughing my socks off at people's replies.

I managed to gross my mum out this afternoon when my sister-in-law (very horsey person) and I were talking about cleaning my share horse's sheath or not cleaning it because it's only dead skin and didn't smell and wasn't black gunge :D :D .

Soooo, which family member is next on my 'gross out hit list' :devilish:
 
Oh, some of these are corkers!

My OH has given up with me, but I refuses to give me a kiss until I've washed my face after being at the yard :P I kiss all of my animals, and the yard animals that aren't mine (especially the dogs!).

Also, my boss and I disgusted everyone at work talking about sheath cleaning!

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I think we're a strange lot but there's nothing wrong with that!! ;)

As a child at the riding school/livery yard I was at we used to dig seats in the muck heap at lunch time & sit in it to keep warm & eat our sandwiches!!! We did have waterproof trousers on!! It was the only way to warm up when you were there from 8am till 5pm!! If I tell non horsey people this they look at me in horror!! :D

We used to do this, take pot noodles and bury our feet to warm up
 
I remember a few years ago watching How Clean is our House with Kim & Aggie. They were appalled and horrified that a person put stirrups in the dishwasher ! And the problem is ?????
 
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