You hve to try this - its fun & interesting!!

C'mon its a classic!


A horse walks into a pub and the bar man says "Why the Long Face"?


I couldn't think of another horse joke to put on there!
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i got one i got one! its one someone had already replyed to aswel!
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i am someone who is looking for love...real love...ridiculous, inconvient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love... - sex and the city
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You'll find it. I promise.
 
i just got.............
I have not had a cigarrette in nine months. Sometimes I miss em.
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Man likes his cigarettes enough, he gets to wanting more of them, yep. Still they do such as kill your lungs. Best leave 'em be.
 
I got a message back, it said "I have browny blond hair and blue eyes, how about you" WAH I want my money back after the time I spent on my 'witty' message and I get that droll
 
I got one was v starnge!

Said: 'cant sleep the clowns will eat me' over and over again then at the bottom said the babay sleeps in the crib from now on ?????
 
I got one about someone hating Phil...and then one about wanting to be in Aussie, but is in Germany and watching Mr Bean...
 
Hello, how are you doing today? Hope all is going well, and things are ticking along at a good pace. If not, thats terrible, hope it gets better for you. This is my message in a bottle. Cheers.

shame it doesn't say where it comes from - i did have a german one!
 
I sent one written in German!!!!!!!! Scary.

I just got this: 'i am a 33-old-male and still a virgin, although i am not really ugly.

don't know, but perhaps the moment will come i will overcome my shyness'
 
I (28, m) wonder if any open-minded girl or young woman out there would like a honest and open talk (meaning chat or emails) about sex and everything around it (stories, experiences, whishes....)Just mail me a line or two, and you will get an answer. cu!

Ooookkkkk
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Nope I'm not, only had one message in the last 2 hours though. Maybe your getting the same message that someone wrote as a joke?
 
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