You hve to try this - its fun & interesting!!

[Rachel_M]

C'mon its a classic!


A horse walks into a pub and the bar man says "Why the Long Face"?


I couldn't think of another horse joke to put on there!

 

[BroadfordQueen]

i got one i got one! its one someone had already replyed to aswel!

i am someone who is looking for love...real love...ridiculous, inconvient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love... - sex and the city
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You'll find it. I promise.

 

[Croeso]

i just got.............
I have not had a cigarrette in nine months. Sometimes I miss em.
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Man likes his cigarettes enough, he gets to wanting more of them, yep. Still they do such as kill your lungs. Best leave 'em be.

 

[wodger_woo]

I got a message back, it said "I have browny blond hair and blue eyes, how about you" WAH I want my money back after the time I spent on my 'witty' message and I get that droll

 

[lennysmith]

I got one was v starnge!

Said: 'cant sleep the clowns will eat me' over and over again then at the bottom said the babay sleeps in the crib from now on ?????

 

[lennysmith]

Ooo just got another:

You'll never know how much I love you

 

[Rachel_M]

I GOT ONE!


"I want to be a global citizen and destroy all weapons"



Good for them!

 

[SecretSquirrell379]

I got one too....

Homer was attacked by a chesterfield. ???? wtf!!!

 

[rrose]

i got one saying: If i could the words to express express then I could get this off of my chest my chest
Texas, U.S.A.

 

[lennysmith]

The next one:

damnburger
damburger!!
ham bur ger
damnburger

WTF??

 

[tinker512]

I got one about someone hating Phil...and then one about wanting to be in Aussie, but is in Germany and watching Mr Bean...

 

[Croeso]

Hello, how are you doing today? Hope all is going well, and things are ticking along at a good pace. If not, thats terrible, hope it gets better for you. This is my message in a bottle. Cheers.

shame it doesn't say where it comes from - i did have a german one!

 

[SecretSquirrell379]

I just got this one!!!

i got 3 boobs and 8 tits

 

[Ginn]

I got one saying "I will kill you in your sleep tonight" Eeek!!

 

[Rachel_M]

Yes, entertain me, I'm bored- Monkey's rule!


Eh?

 

[teapot]

I've sent a couple - one about chocolate and the other about tis the season to be jolly

 

[_jetset_]

Yey... I got one!

 

[ruscara]

I got ANOTHER one telling me the service is down .......

 

[Irishcobs]

I sent one written in German!!!!!!!! Scary.

I just got this: 'i am a 33-old-male and still a virgin, although i am not really ugly.

don't know, but perhaps the moment will come i will overcome my shyness'

 

[allijudd]

still waiting for a message......

hey is the sea getting rougher?

 

[ruscara]

and ANOTHER. Something is very wrong here. Are you all just kidding and making them up?

 

[druid]

I (28, m) wonder if any open-minded girl or young woman out there would like a honest and open talk (meaning chat or emails) about sex and everything around it (stories, experiences, whishes....)Just mail me a line or two, and you will get an answer. cu!

Ooookkkkk

 

[Irishcobs]

Nope I'm not, only had one message in the last 2 hours though. Maybe your getting the same message that someone wrote as a joke?

 

[_jetset_]

Grrr... rubbish! Not had any more...

 

[Rachel_M]

I just got a blank one.....edited it and sent it on.

 

[teapot]

just got final fantasy is the best game ever

 

[_jetset_]

I got one saying they hate saying goodbye.

 

[Irishcobs]

Just got another saying 'lol'. Some great messages out there

 

[MissDeMeena]

I got one, it said... "i can see you.."

 

[darkangel1243]

Well I got are you ready .



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Hello


That was worth the hour wait wasn't it LOL