you know when youve had dogs too long when.....

[theotherhalf]

You know when you've had dogs too long when the appearance of random hair is no longer random in fact most meals appear to be garnished with one or five, you're bed appears to have more on it than the dogs does and when your white company catalogue comes through the door you just look and laugh. In fact whilst writing this post I have had to remove one from my mouth and the dog is 5 meters away. Who'd of thought hoovers were such pointless and ultimately futile machines. Long live the spaniel revolution.

 

[MurphysMinder]

So true, particularly the White company part. I recently bought a new carpet for the living room and had a very specific colour choice, mud/dog hair shade. We managed to get it too, its great.

 

[echodomino]

You forgot the "you've had dogs too long when....." even your best clothes have a handful of poo bags in lol

Don't do carpet, though looking at the laminate this morning you'd never guess!! Was only done the day before yesterday

 

[Toffee44]

I have only had my lot for a,month and I can always get a Poo bag or two out of the tumble dryer! The toilet has a scattering of hair on unless a clean it twice a day, I don't. I wouldn't mind but the dogs don't even go upstairs!

Also looking for a corner sofa but need a dog safe one.

 

[CorvusCorax]

When you say AH-AH! to the other half or mother dearest when they do something you don't want them to.

My OH was going to complain when he saw a hair in my meal at a restaurant, a quick glance at the wavy, two tone article revealed it was one of B's

 

[PucciNPoni]

....when my hubby has done a chore that I've asked him to do and after I "reward" him wit a "Good Boy" in that sing songy voice

DOH, gets me in trouble every time!

 

[Paint Me Proud]

.....when you have replaced the lawn in your garden with fake grass!

 

[conkers]

I've started whistling at people in order to grab their attention .................

 

[Tinkerbee]

You forgot the "you've had dogs too long when....." even your best clothes have a handful of poo bags in lol

Don't do carpet, though looking at the laminate this morning you'd never guess!! Was only done the day before yesterday

Urgh. Every flipping coat/bodywarmer has poo bags in! Anytime I pull out my keys/phone I send a flurry all around!

 

[theotherhalf]

...when you talk to your dog and either pretend they've replied or reply for them. I'm not crazy

 

[Cinnamontoast]

I caved and tiled the lounge (with underfloor heating for the dogs to lie on )

There is no carpet downstairs.

 

[EAST KENT]

when in the ring,at Crufts ,you start to gnaw on the dried up old sausage that is your show bait..so the blooming dog shows better as it thinks you are eating HIS food.

 

[Pix]

When your absent minded friend is about to step into traffic.... And you yell "DROP!"

Shame we've been learning the distance/from motion down recently.... I normally yell 'wait' at the dog. She'd never have noticed that...

 

[Sanolly]

LOL Pix!

For me it is the amount of hoovers I have bought in the four years I've had to dog!