You know you are a horseowner when....

Horrifically nearly all of the above, except the wedding ones.

When you go into the garden to get the wheelbarrow because you are going to start cleaning in the house ............................. you should have seen my OH's face :)
 
It's a damned great excuse for everything though, isn't it?
"sorry, I can't stay late. I have to get up in the morning to turn out my horse"
"Sorry, I have to go home and change into clean clothes"
"I'm going to a show, sorry"
"I'm tired - have been up since 5.45"
"sorry about the scruffy clothes - I've just been up the farm"
Some of these may sometimes be true, but I have used all these to get out of other stuff.....
 
You think you're clean after a lovely long bath, only to sit next to someone who's REALLY clean ....... (it's the hands that give it away) ......
 
when the only time your hand are clean are when you wash your hair (the fingernails get clean then) or make pasty (the same)
 
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